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And I thought my 7 3/4 gourd was a fair diameter?

Self identify as female? Title IX: "No person in the United States shall, on the basis of sex, be excluded from participation in, be denied the benefits of, or be subjected to discrimination under any education program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance."

1 posted on 02/18/2019 7:23:36 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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Thread is useless without pix


2 posted on 02/18/2019 7:27:39 PM PST by PGR88
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“Self identify as female? Title IX: “

What has that to do with the article?


3 posted on 02/18/2019 7:32:04 PM PST by TexasGator (Z1z)
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WTF??? they can't 3D print one???
5 posted on 02/18/2019 7:35:05 PM PST by Chode ( WeÂ’re America, Bitch!)
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I’m guessing it is not so much the size as the shape. He’s probably brachycephalic with a really fat face. Of course I’m just guessing without making any racial judgements.

I’m dolichocephalic, #8 hat size. They make helmets a lot bigger than I need.


6 posted on 02/18/2019 7:37:13 PM PST by Born to Conserve
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10 posted on 02/18/2019 7:41:55 PM PST by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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Player in question. Big head? Meh.

11 posted on 02/18/2019 7:45:16 PM PST by gaijin
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Check out the big brain on Brad.


14 posted on 02/18/2019 8:01:04 PM PST by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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I have a huge melon and used to get picked on at school as a kid. I'd run home and cry myself to sleep...





On my huge pillow - /s
19 posted on 02/18/2019 8:07:08 PM PST by DocRock (And now is the time to fight! Peter Muhlenberg)
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I’m an 8

A common measurement for me

(I wish)

I used to be 7 and 3/4

A solid 8 now

Biggest readily available hat size

I’m six five

I need a big hat to look like normal cow poke or rancher

Sorta Cohen Brothers Cowboy looking


20 posted on 02/18/2019 8:08:01 PM PST by wardaddy (Progressive winter is coming.)
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He has trouble finding a motorcycle helmet to fit him, too...


       

22 posted on 02/18/2019 8:11:25 PM PST by Songcraft
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‘Tis a liability problem. NCAA and its schools have big pockets which can’t risk the potential liability from him using his ersatz, non-standard, helmet getting knocked in the head playing a dangerous position in a dangerous sport and then suing because they let him play that way. Making a fits one helmet to same standards as the others and doing enough testing to certify it as equal probably costs a small fortune. Given a profitable payment I’m confident the manufacturers would make one, but the Lacrosse market is probably too small for them to eat the price and write it off to goodwill. So he either needs to find a rich Lacrosse sugar daddy who’ll pay whatever the manufacturers need, run a go fund me site to raise the same or accept this as a good lesson in basic economics and tort law.

At 19 all he can think of is playing Lacrosse? Pro Lacrosse in the US pays $10-25k/year without health insurance. Not a promising life business model. Maybe he could recruit enough fools to play ‘natural’ lacrosse without the protective gear and with a strong enough liability waiver signed by all. It’s at least a possible as a non-Mugglized Quidditch league. Or he could switch to something saner, like Ultimate Frisbee.


23 posted on 02/18/2019 8:23:30 PM PST by JohnBovenmyer (Waiting for the tweets to hatch!)
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He could always find work as a fighter pilot...


25 posted on 02/18/2019 8:27:04 PM PST by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
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As someone with a 7 7/8 Stetson that is a little too tight, and a XXXL HJC motorcycle helmet in the garage I can relate. The world just isn’t comfortable out here towards the edge of the bell curve. Baseball caps? Forget about it. Even with the adjustment bands let all the way out they perch ridiculously on top of my head.


26 posted on 02/18/2019 8:28:18 PM PST by ThunderSleeps ( Be ready!)
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27 posted on 02/18/2019 8:35:04 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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28 posted on 02/18/2019 8:38:29 PM PST by llevrok (Vote while it's still legal)
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Hanke: "All right, George, all right. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater."


29 posted on 02/18/2019 8:43:01 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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Well, at least his Jockstrap wasn't too...

Never mind.

30 posted on 02/18/2019 8:52:09 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
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I understand his issue. Same thing happens to me when I go condom shopping...


35 posted on 02/18/2019 9:19:39 PM PST by 43north (Its hard to stop a man when he knows he's right and he keeps coming.)
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I also have a big head....can barely fit through doors...lol

Seriously though, perhaps a helmet could be fabricated for him with a high-end 3-D printer?


37 posted on 02/19/2019 1:58:47 AM PST by Bobalu (12 diet Cokes and a fried chicken...)
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42 posted on 02/19/2019 4:56:13 AM PST by csvset (illegitimi non carborundum)
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