It’s also illegal to bring nuts into Hawaii, but apparently a lot get in.
“Excuse me, my husband and I are arguing about how Hawaii is pronounced, He says it’s ‘Ha-wa-eeh’ but I say it’s ‘Ha-vah-ee’. What do you think?”
“It’s pronounced ‘Ha-va-ee’.”
“See, I told you it was ‘Ha-va-ee’, thank you sir, for clearing that up.”
“You’re Velcome!”
Man, isn’t that the truth.
You can’t swing a dead chicken around in Kauai without hitting a nut.