Man, isn’t that the truth.
You can’t swing a dead chicken around in Kauai without hitting a nut.
Was working this morning. Counted 6 nuts between my office and Jack in the Box while getting breakfast (about 200 yard walk). First thought there were only 5 nuts until I realized the last guy was talking to the sky and pointing at it.
I used to think Berkeley was the fruit and nut capital, but Hawaii is much worse now.