I’m going to go with...
“Selbstzukunftschutzmaßnahme”
You like? One word, Schatzi, and it makes zinn.
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And what a word it is!
Ich mag das, macht Zinn, Aber zu all die Leute die spricht Kein Deutsch, they will all be asking how a German word has more letters than the alphabet and whats with the funny B! :)
Selbstzukunftchutzmaßnahme Future circutbreaker
(Anticipatory counter narrative!)
(I am going to hurt myself trying to remember 1st yr German!
German words should not have more