Oh, Noes! That’s going to heat up the whole Universe!
Quick! Throw some taxpayer dollars at ‘Universe Warming’ to make it STOP! (Algore ain’t got nothin’ on the cash I’m going to make from THIS scam!)
*SMIRK*
Quite beautiful and wondrous, actually. ;)
SUVs causing massive killer supernovas! Oh noes!
Anthropogenic Galactic Warming.