Posted on 02/09/2019 10:48:03 PM PST by Conserv
The opener started with a Meet the Press panel featuring Peggy Noonan (as played by Cecily Strong), Donna Brazile (Leslie Jones) and Eugene Robinson (Keenan Thompson).
“You’re all highly-respected journalists, so when all is said and done, what do you think Jeff Bezos’ penis is gonna look like?” SNL’s Chuck Todd (Kyle Mooney) asked. “I know normally high-minded journalists wouldn’t talk about something like this, but it does involve the richest man in America and the president of the United States.”
“As a journalist, this is not something I ever thought I’d have to cover, but as a human, I’m curious,” Thompson’s Robinson said. “I’ll make them into hilarious memes and send them to all of my friends.”
The panel then compared Bezos’ penis to potatoes and various size Amazon products.
“When I hear ‘billionaire’s penis,’ I immediately think ‘small potatoes,’ you know. Like they say, if it’s small and looks funny, you better have the money, honey,” SNL’s Noonan said at one point.
SNL’s Todd then said the mainstream media has the responsibility to handle the story in a “mature” fashion, before holding up a New York Post headline reading: “Bezos Exposes Pecker.”
The panel then suggested other headlines related to penises.
Finally, after a brief appearance by Wilbur Ross (Kate McKinnon), acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker (Aidy Bryant) showed up to talk about his performance at this week’s hearing.
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Class acts. But then, Bezos is even worse than they are.
He gets my Slimiest Human Ever award. I quit AMZ a year ago, really do not miss it.
Interesting that SNL doesn’t go after AOC. This woman is just ripe for the pickings.
AOC IS a walking, talking SNL skit.
Ther’s enough material there to fill several episodes.
They never went after Obama either.
How many skits about a lazy, champagne-sipping, dope-smoking “leader” could they have made then?
Or Joe Biden? Or Al Sharpton?
All clowns, and all sacred cows that cannot be touched.
About 30 years ago SNL was actually funny and AOC’s clown act would have provided untold amounts of fodder. Today I’m not sure what purpose SNL serves, I’m pretty sure they’re not in the comedy business any more because I don’t think they’ve had a remotely humorous segment in over a decade. I think they just exist to keep NBC from having to sign off early on Saturday night and as a place for Alec Baldwin to come back to between arrests for beating up photographers.
Yes. Ironic! lol.
Why does anyone still watch SNL?
They have not been funny at all in decades.
It is Leftist trash that hates the USA.
F SNL!
If I had his money, I wouldn’t care what they “obsessed” over....
bump
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