“Found in Montana Snow Bank”
They have banks for snow in Montana?
Well I’ll be.
Do you bring in a bag of snow and then they give you a snow deposit slip and they put it in a snow vault?
Not too many summer snow deposits I’m guessing.
Do they have snow loans?
“Hi. I’d like to borrow some snow.”
“What are you going to use this snow for?”
“Oh, I don’t know. I just want to have some snow around. You know, some “Mad Snow” to just fling around.”
“I’m sorry, but that seems to be a frivolous use of snow.”
“Well, what do all the serious snow borrowers do with it?”
“They make forts and snowmen and snow angels.”
“OK. I want to borrow some snow to make a snowman.”
“What’re you? Some kind of snow sexist? We’re all about snow rights here. You can’t make a snow woman?”
“I don’t know. Maybe I’d better go to the Snow Credit Union instead. I hear they’re giving away free toasters anyway.”
Dense Dunce! Now you need to wear the snow Cone.