Dense Dunce! Now you need to wear the snow Cone.
I went to the Snow Bank in Montana to withdraw some snow.
I was in a hurry, so I went to the Snow Bank drive thru.
They sent the snow out in one of those little plastic torpedo thingies.
I took the snow out, but it wasn’t all there.
They shorted me on my snow!
So I pushed the button and asked em where the rest of my snow was.
They hemmed and hawed and tried to tell me that my snow was Canadian snow and there was this exchange rate that meant I got less snow back.
That was a bunch of baloney because my snow was as red, white and blue as it gets.
Mostly white.
So I told them I was going to call the snow police.
They decided to give me the rest of my snow.
I told them they had given me too much, so I was going to give them some back.
I sent the little plastic torpedo thingy back.
That’s right.
Yellow snow.
I gave them yellow snow.
Let em put that in their big old vault.