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1 posted on 02/05/2019 8:20:16 AM PST by wally_bert
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SLED? Refraining from making any Santa comments...


2 posted on 02/05/2019 8:23:13 AM PST by null and void (Adrenochrome. The Whore of Babylon, drunk on the blood of saints.)
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So go outside and wave at the choppers.

Or not.


3 posted on 02/05/2019 8:23:32 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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And where is this taking place.


4 posted on 02/05/2019 8:24:00 AM PST by riverrunner ( o the public,)
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To: wally_bert

Moon them.


5 posted on 02/05/2019 8:25:04 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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Don’t open the bag, the dye bomb will go off.


6 posted on 02/05/2019 8:25:16 AM PST by TADSLOS (The trouble wth political jokes is that they get elected.)
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To: wally_bert

SLED:

Super Lousy Erectile Dysfuntion..?

Feel for ya, buddy..!

:(


11 posted on 02/05/2019 8:33:56 AM PST by gaijin
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To: wally_bert

Annie Get Your Gun
https://youtu.be/aMAEqmIqAxs


12 posted on 02/05/2019 8:34:31 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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“Forest Drive in Forest Acres”.

and where the hell is that????


14 posted on 02/05/2019 8:40:52 AM PST by laplata (The Left/Pro"lost 3 million people"gressives have diseased minds.)
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Gee, you’d think they were there to arrest the dangerous felon Roger Stone or something!


15 posted on 02/05/2019 8:41:38 AM PST by vpintheak (Stop making stupid people famous!)
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Your pmags should already be loaded and you should be in your safe room holding your AR-15. Aim small, miss small.


18 posted on 02/05/2019 8:43:48 AM PST by SVTCobra03 (You can never have enough friends, horsepower or ammunition.)
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Go outside and shine laser beams at the chopper pilot..or NOT.


25 posted on 02/05/2019 9:01:45 AM PST by entropy12 (One million LEGAL immigrants/year is too many, without vetting for skills, Wealth or English skills.)
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To: wally_bert
A few years ago, I went downstairs to get the mail, and I saw the parking lot full of unmarked cars with lights flashing.

I took one step outside to see what was going on, and to my right are two cops, one with an MP5, one with an M4.

SIR, GET BACK INSIDE YOUR APARTMENT!

Okay.

Turns out they were arresting a couple in the adjacent building who had been robbing banks to support their meth habit.

28 posted on 02/05/2019 9:22:39 AM PST by real saxophonist (One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)
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Stay safe.


29 posted on 02/05/2019 9:24:26 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Walk into your Backyard holding your AR-15 and I’ll bet you will be able to tell us the Registration Number on that Helicopter before you know it.


30 posted on 02/05/2019 9:25:35 AM PST by Kickass Conservative (THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
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“Let’s go to Waffle House!”


31 posted on 02/05/2019 9:50:27 AM PST by onedoug
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