He tied up the woman and at knife-point
asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money. The man started sobbing and said,
“You can take anything you want.
You can kill me.
But please untie the rope and free her.” Thief: “You must really love your wife!” Man: “No, but she will be home shortly”.
Thanks for the giggles, these were good!
Bttt
thanks...
Sod....About that aging thing. When I was 66...I told folks I was almost 70....and the compliments just kept coming. :-)
good ones!!! thanks for the lol’s!
Grandpa was 82 and went to the doctor for a regular check up. Everything looked ok, as he got ready to leave the doctor handed him a small bottle and told him he needed to bring in a sperm sample. So grandpa headed home.
He came back the next day with the still empty bottle and the doctor asked him what happened, were was the sperm sample?
Well doc, he said, I tried with my left hand, I tried with my right, no good. So I got my wife. She tried with her left hand, tried with her right hand, she even tried with her teeth, still nothing, so we called the neighbor’s wife. She tied with her left hand she tried...
At this point the doctor was shocked and interrupted...Wait a minute, your neighbor’s WIFE???
Yeah doc, no matter what we did we couldn’t get that damned bottle open.