Grandpa was 82 and went to the doctor for a regular check up. Everything looked ok, as he got ready to leave the doctor handed him a small bottle and told him he needed to bring in a sperm sample. So grandpa headed home.
He came back the next day with the still empty bottle and the doctor asked him what happened, were was the sperm sample?
Well doc, he said, I tried with my left hand, I tried with my right, no good. So I got my wife. She tried with her left hand, tried with her right hand, she even tried with her teeth, still nothing, so we called the neighbor’s wife. She tied with her left hand she tried...
At this point the doctor was shocked and interrupted...Wait a minute, your neighbor’s WIFE???
Yeah doc, no matter what we did we couldn’t get that damned bottle open.
A patient told me that one years,ago, excerpt it included the line, “she tried with her teeth in and her teeth out, but we just couldn’t get that bottle open! “