Posted on 02/01/2019 2:37:48 AM PST by sodpoodle
It doesn't matter what party you belong to this is good natured political humour from a Canadian TV show, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton....
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!"
He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
He plays the saxophone.
He smoked weed.
He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him .... his wife works, and he doesn't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath:
"I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to have sex in the Oval Office between the Bushes.
It's just been announced by Dell that a new computer will be introduced to the market in the near future. It's the Bill Clinton model featuring a 6 inch hard-drive and no memory.
He was last seen with RBG and Elvis at a Memphis Starbucks
“His wife works”?
Bill Clinton is a rapist. That is not somebody I want to joke about.
You beat me to the RBG joke.
Clinton once publicly complemented a female mummy’s looks I guess he might feel the same way about Justice Ginsburg. (Sorry, I will not use her initials to further her exhaulted status like FDR and JFK).
You could call her Ribbig instead.
Bill Clinton is unwell.
Some speculate he has AIDS.
BJ is reduced to a shadow.
Soon all you see of him will be his Monica Cigar.
He can’t disappear fast enough for me.
And the smartest woman in the Milky Way didn't have a clue.
This thread and article are too charitable!
He is snuggling with RBG.
“And the smartest woman in the Milky Way didn’t have a clue.”
Oh, she knew. She was riding his coattails as far as she could go and really didn’t have any use for anything that interfered, including his morality, fidelity or integrity (or lack thereof). After all, she had none of those.
Speculation:
Perhaps der schlickmeister is "wintering" at the island of underage girls or, [hopefully] in the final stages of HIV.
““His wife works”?”
Yeah, pimpin’s not easy.
The Clinton’s “marriage” was fake from the very beginning - only for the power they both were seeking.
Comrade Hellary (the true power monger of the duo) was pissed whenever BJ was exposed and why she was in charge of his infamous “Bimbo Eruptions”.
The last time they lived “together” was in the WH..and that was only for the image. Since then, they both have lived separate lives in separate houses in separate states.
A rapist with documented evidence of his bent penis on file with the federal government.
It wouldnt bother me if the maggots were finishing up with him about now.
What have maggots done to you?
Gennifer Flowers was gorgeous.
He’s scheduled to speak at Arkansas State University on February 11. I don’t know how much ASU is paying him.
How can we miss him if he doesn’t go away?
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