[WashingtonFire]

The secret service should open fire on the protestors who threaten our President

[PAR35]

for the week proceeding the end of the federal government shutdown.

Spell checkers aren't copy editors.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Another violent incident inspired by CNN.

[Cooter]

Chinese fire drill?

[Zathras]

...and so it begins

[Tenacious 1]

It baffles me that reporters can screw up stories so bad.

Reporter is told by homeless stranger: “Dude, this protester chick jumped in front of a black car that police were escorting in D.C.”

Headline: “Former Transexual Teen Rape victim of Trump is Run down by Recklessly Speeding Trump Motorcade in Front of White House.”

[glock rocks]

This article reads like it was translated from Chinese.

Poorly.

[Tuketu]

WHY WERE THERE POLES IN THE PARADE? This is the US. "lost control and hit a pole one officer is injured"

(Gotcha)

[Political Junkie Too]

The crash is now said to have involved in a Chinese motorcade. An earlier version of this article stated that the incident involved the president’s motorcade.

These people can't tell one red hat from another?

-PJ

[Eleutheria5]

So, he fooled them by switching a Chinese motorcade for his. That PROVES he’s also colluding with the Chinese! Tell Mueller! Tell CNN!

[Grampa Dave]

Some really “Gooder” English in this paragraph!

#Update: One crazy protestor jumped in front of President @realDonaldTrump Motorcade in Washington, lost control and hit a pole one officer is injured and president Trump driven quickly away. The protestor is arrested. pic.twitter.com/8HbogmqSdn

— Sotiri Dimpinoudis (@sotiridi) January 30, 2019

[Gargantua]

We shouldn’t give drivers’ licenses to people who can be blindfolded with dental floss...