[BenLurkin]

[Fiddlstix]

[UCANSEE2]

[blueunicorn6]

Ohhhhhh.....

This explains why my dogs have been setting up Surface to Air Missiles.

[UCANSEE2]

"They were large objects that acted like the simultaneously dead-and-alive creatures of subatomic physics — existing in a limbo between two simultaneous, contradictory states."

[apostoli]

let's go to the power of 2!

[sparklite2]

If I said I understood this,
it would be such a lie.

[exDemMom]

I would like to know how they knew the quantum pulse existed in two forms simultaneously until it hit the detector. What would differentiate that from random generation of one form or the other at the outset, which would appear to the detector exactly the same way?

[Kommodor]

Lazer kitties, pew pew

do want.

Do they chase their own lazer pointers?

[Zathras]

From Big Bang Theory LOL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgRViUJ3J4E

[DannyTN]

Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him “Do you know how fast you were going?”

“No, but I know exactly where I am” Heisenberg replies.

The cop says “You were doing 55 in a 35.” Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts “Great! Now I’m lost!”

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”

“We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

[WKUHilltopper]

[Ancesthntr]

“Physicists Made a Flying Army of Laser Schrödinger’s Cats”

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Just so long as it isn’t sharks with lasers, everything will be just fine.

[M Kehoe]

Hi.

What is the half life of a rubidium atom?

5.56mm

[Magnum44]

[Magnum44]

What could possibly go wrong?