Posted on 01/30/2019 5:29:00 AM PST by Gamecock
Full Title: Husband arrested for throwing sex and meth-fuelled ‘death party’ for wife, 69, who didn’t want to die in a nursing home
A HUSBAND has been arrested for throwing his ill wife a meth-fuelled ‘death party’ where they had one last sex romp before she passed away.
Duane Arden Johnson, 58, allegedly gave his wife Debra Lynn, 69, doses of methamphetamine because he claims she didn’t want to die in a nursing home.
He was arrested for criminal neglect of Friday after he called 911 to report that his wife had died and could be seen cackling in his mugshot.
The couple took drugs together and were “rocking out” to metal band Quiet Riot in the hours before she died at their home in Searles, Minnesota, US.
They even had one last sex romp two hours before she passed away, Johnson told cops. STOPPED TAKING HER MEDS Debra Lynn, who had stopped taking various medications, started having convulsions but she allegedly wouldn't let him call police.
Johnson said he then washed his wife's body and wrapped her in a sheet “like the Bible told me to do.”
Debra had been prescribed anti-psychotic medication and had a history of heart attacks, diabetes and high blood pressure.
It is claimed he told authorities his wife had been in a nursing home and she begged him to take her home to die, local papers report.
Debra Lynn was found dead inside the couple’s home which had ‘Death Parde God Hell’ painted on the door and several guns and hundreds of rounds of ammunition inside.
DIED 'ROCKING OUT' When police arrived, a naked Johnson allegedly ran out of the home and told police his wife was dead before running back inside to take a bath.
He told the officers that he was washing white and black “things” from his skin.
Johnson was arrested on suspicion of criminal neglect.
That’s a hard-lived 58, right there.
This is in Minnesota, if anyone’s interested. Didn’t even mention the location in the Sun article.
Southwest Minnesota man suspected of criminal neglect in death of wife, 69 https://www.twincities.com/2019/01/25/southwest-minnesota-man-suspected-of-criminal-neglect-in-death-of-wife-69/
Don’t know how I missed that:
“The couple took drugs together and were “rocking out” to metal band Quiet Riot in the hours before she died at their home in Searles, Minnesota, US”
“Will get WALLED WALLED WALLED...”
Seriously, I share the deceased’s disdain for nursing homes. If she’d rather die from a final sex-and-drugs party, who am I to say ‘no”? At least she didn’t make the cops shoot her or blow away 20 people at a school or post office.
Still, that’s not how I would prepare to meet my Maker.
Nazi dope. And a dope as well.
So I’m guessing she took the easy way out? Don’t blame her a bit! Life with him must have been a blast.
Didn’t he star in “The Hills Have Eyes”?
The surviving members of Quiet Riot wake up, log on, and wonder, "Why is the band trending today?"
Didn’t he star in “The Hills Have Eyes”?
LOL!
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Meth is so cool. After seeing his picture I sure wish I had a bunch. Looks like fun. Just kidding, Sheldon.
WTFISTHAT
It sounds like the authors were going to tell us that this guy and his wife also had a day at the range planned but the authors got so excited about the gun and hundreds of rounds of ammunition that they lost their train of thought.
That’s what Meth does to you...
Gotta like the guy already.
At least we are spared having to see him naked. Those poor police officers...
This appalling “ending” (and yeah, that dude is 58 on meth, for the Lord’s sake)-— well it brought to mind
the 80’s cult film sci-fi The Highlander— and one of the immortals who is from the Steppes of Russia— the Kargan.
The church scene- with every sacrilege (and many anti-Catholic, Leftist rocker’s themes) and the Ozzy Osbourne phrase (i think) at 1:57 in the video:
Church scene- The Highlander: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX33xkRscvY
Just sayin'....
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