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1 posted on 01/27/2019 1:12:44 PM PST by CaliforniaCraftBeer
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How many times does this need to be posted?

Wait....never mind. I forgot where I was for a moment.


2 posted on 01/27/2019 1:15:44 PM PST by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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I bet the smell stayed for the flight


3 posted on 01/27/2019 1:16:24 PM PST by butlerweave
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Should have charged them with antisemitism.


4 posted on 01/27/2019 1:18:03 PM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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Reminds me of a time at work when 4 of us were driving around. One of the guys, who shall remain nameless (my boss’ boss), had the most putrid bad breath I’ve ever smelt.

The temp was below zero, I was sitting in the back seat and I started gagging, “a-huh, a-huh.” Thought I was going to puke. Finally I cracked down the window. No one in the car seemed to mind.


5 posted on 01/27/2019 1:18:07 PM PST by be-baw
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video here:
https://bit.ly/2DBPABE


6 posted on 01/27/2019 1:18:39 PM PST by CaliforniaCraftBeer
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Intolerant Muslims from Dearborn overreacting to the sight of a Kippa.


8 posted on 01/27/2019 1:26:00 PM PST by lee martell (AT)
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We take showers every day.

We just don't use soap.

9 posted on 01/27/2019 1:28:43 PM PST by LibWhacker
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People getting kicked off a planes for BO is apparently more common than most imagine.

I have actually heard from a couple people who know the couple, and they would be surprised if the Adlers carried BO.

Adler is graduate of the prestigious Telshe Yeshiva and knows more high-priced lawyers than a Clinton. There will be plenty of close questioning of everybody involved.


18 posted on 01/27/2019 1:40:06 PM PST by jjotto (Next week, BOOM!, for sure!)
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Never forget...
Once you start smelling yourself, others have been smelling you for days.

I have an olfactory problem and can’t smell for the most part.

Just because I can’t smell, does that mean I won’t or don’t smell?


21 posted on 01/27/2019 1:53:36 PM PST by xrmusn (6/98"Getting rich as a Politician means doing something illegal''(trunc) HS Truman)
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I used to liaison at Sony Pictures and one of the execs I had to deal with had the worst smell ever. It was obvious this clown did not shower for at least a week and he’s a producer. I was sure he could afford soap with the royalty money he makes from his movies and he only took notice when he spoke to me and I made sure the distance was 10 feet...


28 posted on 01/27/2019 2:24:58 PM PST by max americana (Happily Fired every stupid liberal at every election since 08' at work. I hope all liberals die.)
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This is SUCH an important story. Let’s see if we can’t post it a few more times on FR:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3723027/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3722687/posts

At least it’s been posted in Chat.


36 posted on 01/27/2019 5:48:53 PM PST by upchuck (Bruce Jenner is still a man. Homosexuality is still sin. The culture may change. The Bible does not.)
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Some 35 years ago, back in NYC, I was on a subway platform, waiting for a train. About half the platform from me, I saw the most beautiful girl I think I had seen up to that moment. Gorgeous beyond belief. To make matters worse for me or any other man that saw her, she was wearing the tightest shorts ever, and a very revealing tank top. She was apparently looking for help with directions. She asked a guy and he shook her off, seeming to indicate he couldn’t help her.

My turn!

I approached her, confident that I knew the subway system very well. She looked at me, understanding that I was going to help her and smiled. I smiled back.

I got within 5 or 6 feet from her, and I felt like I was smelling hell. She smelled worse than a sewer. But, not really the sewer smell. More like onions and garlic and a whole bunch of other bad-smelling, rancid and putrid food that had been left under the sun for years.

I had to hold my breath while at the same time pretending that I had not noticed her pungent smell. I gave her the appropriate directions, while keeping my distance. She was looking to thank me by shaking my hand. She didn’t speak English, but indicated where she wanted to go on a sheet of paper where an address was written. I pretended I had not noticed her extended hand, and just walked away as quickly as I could.

The horror! The most beautiful girl I had ever seen, and very unapproachable because of the stinkiest odor anyone could ever conceive. I made sure I got on a different subway car, and just kept on thinking about how pitiful it was that she didn’t even have a clue that she smelled like hell. Don’t get me wrong; I had been around that kind of smell before, but nothing even approaching the strength of that girl’s body odor. I have never smelled anything so horrific ever again, not even on a man exercising for hours and swearing profusely.

I’ve always felt that if that girl ever lost her odor, that should could have been the most beautiful movie star or model ever.


42 posted on 01/27/2019 7:12:44 PM PST by adorno
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