[Da Coyote]

ISGAS.
I Scarcely Give A ........

[NorthMountain]

Plutonium?

[Drew68]

“Our favorite go-to is the Peoni L’extrait oil ($225).

That's how much you or I would have to pay for it. Michelle Obama doesn't pay a penny.

Media still trying to convince us she's beautiful and glamorous.

[Track9]

Talk about polishing a turn.. sheesh

[GOP_Party_Animal]

It’s natural testosterone.

[jetson]

She has glowing skin?

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

I wonder what she looks like when she’s out of makeup?

Actually, I don’t. If she needs that much work to make herself presentable, then I’m guessing that her ‘morning face’ might just stop a clock.

[Leep]

She is as radiant as a turnip.

[OttawaFreeper]

Like this?

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

They constantly focus on Michael as if he’s still “first lady” while Melania is completely ignored.

[OldSmaj]

Well, at the moment...I can't think of anything that I give less of a shit about.

This is a disgusting, horrid woman (?), inside and out and nothing anyone can do nor any amount of money, can change that.

[ThePatriotsFlag]

It’s cheaper with photoshop (and she’s cheap)

[ExTxMarine]

I figured it was “facials.”

[nickedknack]

So, the fluffers oil up Michael like a bodybuilder.

[susannah59]

Given enough $$$ and time, (as in, no need to hold down a job, do one’s own housework, etc) any woman can look better than she might otherwise.

I can’t say that I’ve paid any particular attention to Mrs. Obama’s complexion. Whatever her skin may look like is usually overshadowed by the ridiculousness of her clothes.

[Celerity]

‘But it’s a miracle that some of her skincare products even made it past Secret Service. “There are times when I’m mixing up bespoke serums or potions that show up to her door with no name in little strange pots,” Brodeur said. “There’s a trust there.””

Noted.

[PIF]

And for a follow up we learn the secrets behind R Buzzy’s amazing cancer operation which no ordinary citizen would get ... money, more money, and status ... then there is the follow up on Hillary Clinton’s amazing escape from the law ... money, more money, and status ...

Lives of the rich, powerful political elite ... so predictable.

[HombreSecreto]

Wow. I was going to guess Photoshop.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

In all fairness, Wookie’s need their pinup girl too.

[liberalh8ter]

Hahahahahaha....don’t look at the pounds she’s piling on, though.