Do NOT put parsley or other vegetables in your vagina, doctors warn after 'irresponsible' article...

Mailonline ^ | 18 January 2019 | Vanessa Chalmers

[matthew fuller]

Here ya go-

[smalltownslick]

At Robert Earl’s Christmas party???

[Michael.SF.]

I still recall the advice my best friend’s mom gave to his sisters; ‘use a carrot, you can’t get pregnant from a carrot.’

[The Accused]

But generously buttered noodles, sprinkled with just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness, are a perfect canvas for any vagina.

[PLMerite]

“The last quote has me speechless.”

I think I’m going to put it in my rotation of email signatures.

[massmike]

[Rebelbase]

I’ll never be able to look at a parsley garnish again without wondering where it has been.

[Nifster]

I know. Me too

[Nifster]

Me too

[mabarker1]

With a Harley-Davidson Vibrator ?

[PLMerite]

Somebody beat me to it, the word “vegina” has already been coined.

[mabarker1]

Ping

[Yaelle]

Dang, now they tell me.

[Political Junkie Too]

In the name of equality and social justice, I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that one shouldn't put parsley or other vegetables in their penis, either.

This recommendation hasn't been approved by a board of physicians, which is why I'm going out on a limb, but it only seems fair that if one gender shouldn't do it, then all the others shouldn't do it either.

-PJ

[Kenny Bania]

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks fruser1:

[Monterrosa-24]

“Nobody eats parsley.”

I like open-face parsley sandwiches: Cover slices of seeded Jewish rye with a thin layer of fresh parsley. Add parmesan and cheddar cheeses. Add pepperoni torn in pieces and cook 11 minutes at 335 degree on a cookie sheet or pizza pan.

[Chode]

getting it hooked to Pandora's box is another story...

[grey_whiskers]

...she was once an old friend of mine.

[RedMonqey]

"There are only a few things that should go in your vagina and vegetables generally aren’t one of them”


" In an episode of "Married with Children"Al Bundy queried about about why women had vinegar in the bathroom, it now all makes sense. They are making salads with the all the cucumbers, carrots and yes, now include parsley.

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Al Bundy, you were an gensius not appreciated in your own time, we owe you an apology and our gratitude.