"Unicorn Armpit Hair" Is the Best Beauty Trend of 2019 So Far (eye bleach alert)

Marie Claire ^ | Jan 17, 2019 | Maya Allen

[where's_the_Outrage?]

It's 2019. We need to stop shaming women who refuse to succumb to stereotypical gender norms-women have every right to embrace their body hair. Gloriously, the first month of the new year has been dubbed "Januhairy," an ongoing celebration on social media encouraging women to grow out and show off their body hair. Now, women are dynamic, radiant, vibrant beings-so, naturally, Januhairy got really colorful. On Instagram, some women are dying their armpit hair in rainbow shades and calling them #UnicornPits. Girls just wanna have fun.

[where's_the_Outrage?]

Not my idea of sexy.

[King Moonracer]

Even Heidi Klum would lose a point if she didn’t clean her puts.

[King Moonracer]

×pits

[Darteaus94025]

Big deal; I’ve been doing that for years!

[Bitman]

Sometime I think the end can’t come soon enough.

[ClearCase_guy]

These are the people who will, later in life, be miserable and alone and say, “Where are all the good men?”

[bantam]

This!!!

[where's_the_Outrage?]

Could be reason for the Bird Box

[healy61]

So, what did you do this weekend? Oh, played with my pubic hair, died my armpits, adjusted the ring in my nose. Girl stuff. LOL

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Not even braided? Meh.

[SMGFan]

truly is the pits.

[Ann Archy]

LESBIANISM on PARADE! SICK.

[IronJack]

And men are leaving them alone in droves ...

A lot of cat ladies are hairy. This is good practice.

[BlueLancer]

I was expecting to see a horn ...

Where's the horn!!!?

[Truth29]

Makes you wonder what other hair she might be dyeing.

[OttawaFreeper]

And of course, ads like these would make these sorts of women go ballistic over how sexist they think these ads are.

[Born to Conserve]

Women should stop shaving and plucking all hair. The reason they do it is to appear to be a less hairy race/strain/class. With all this cosmetic modification, a man can’t tell what his children will look like. While they’re at it, they should stop using makeup to change their skin. Mediterranean peasant women should look like what they are.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I don’t see a unicorn. I see a hairy rainbow. Based on the title I had expected to see the hair twisted into a pointed projection of some sort.

[oldbill]

You right wing complainers!
Next, you’ll be asking Nancy Pelosi to stop getting face lifts.

[mountainlion]

We need to stop shaming women who refuse to succumb to stereotypical gender norms...

Actually they are shaming all people that will not convert to their stereotypical norms.