Posted on 01/15/2019 10:40:28 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
Move over, Batman. Swim to the other side of Atlantis, Aquaman.
There’s a new action figure in D.C.: Robert Mueller.
The special counsel, who is investigating possible Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election, now has his own 6-inch action figure, The Hill reported.
A company named FCTRY is producing the $20 mini figure of Mueller, and pre-orders began Tuesday. On its website, the Brooklyn-based company proclaims that Mueller “is our only hope,” adding that “without being melodramatic,” the special counsel seems to be the last figure “standing between us and chaos.”
FCTRY notes that the Mueller figure is the “perfect foil” to President Donald Trump.
“He’s the Batman to Trump’s Joker. The Ness to Trump’s Capone. The Bond to, well, every Bond Villain,” the company wrote on its website.
(Excerpt) Read more at wpxi.com ...
His superpowers are being able to invent crimes and destroy guidelines and precedents.
That should be an inaction figure.
That’s a hoot. Since there are already Hillary Clinton, Ann Coulter etc. action figures, someone could make some hilarious stop motion YouTube videos with them.
He can make millions disappear into nothingness.
Comes with a paper shredder.
Wake me when he gets his own bobble-head.
Does it glow in the dark?
Does it have “horns” so he will feel right at home with Satan?
I’ll bet he will be holding up a sign that says BOHICA.
“Special counsel Robert Mueller gets his own action figure”
Let me guess, it’s about 8” long and vibrates...
Does voodoo work?
I might buy one for that.
More like Two-Face to Trump's Batman.
“Mueller “is our only hope,”
forget gun control, we need to get a handle on the mentally ill in this country
“Thank you Trumpy Bear!”
Does it come with its own prison cell and striped suit?
Malibu Mueller comes with a striped suit. Trumpy Bear comes with the smell of victory just like napalm.
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