Pick your favorite;)
1 posted on
01/11/2019 7:38:48 AM PST by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Old guy goes to a pharmacist with a prescription for Viagra. When gets the script, he asks the pharmacist to cut them into 4 pieces each. The pharmacist says they won’t be effective that way. The old guy says, “that’s ok. I only want it to stick out a little so I don’t pee on my shoes!”
2 posted on
01/11/2019 7:52:55 AM PST by
FatherofFive
(Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
To: sodpoodle
1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." Behind someone stopped at a (changed) light: "That light ain't gettin' any greener!"
3 posted on
01/11/2019 8:07:03 AM PST by
JimRed
( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
To: sodpoodle
Thanks again for the chuckles...
4 posted on
01/11/2019 8:12:08 AM PST by
trebb
(Don't howl about illegal leeches while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
To: All
My sister didn’t go fast enough when the light turned green, so her friend said to her, “So, Marybeth, what shade of green do YOU prefer?”
5 posted on
01/11/2019 8:19:22 AM PST by
jackibutterfly
(Jesus drove a Honda,but didn't talk about it:"For I did not speak of my own Accord"John 12:49(KJV))
To: sodpoodle
LOL! Never trust a fart after 65.
8 posted on
01/11/2019 9:16:18 AM PST by
bk1000
(I stand with Trump)
To: sodpoodle
Too bad Uncle Miltie isn’t around to steal those.
To: sodpoodle
Was watching the first season of Dragnet. In one episode Friday and Gannon were after a guy who shot a cop. They got word that he kept a shotgun in his bed. Here’s the scene where they got the guy:
The door is kicked in, and you see Jack Webb looking down a shotgun saying, “FLINCH AND YOU’LL BE CHASING YOUR HEAD DOWN FIFTH AVENUE!!!”
10 posted on
01/11/2019 10:42:02 AM PST by
fredhead
(Duty, Honor, Country.....Honor, Courage, Commitment)
To: sodpoodle
11 posted on
01/11/2019 10:42:52 AM PST by
morphing libertarian
(Use Comey's Report; Indict Hillary now; build Kate's wall. --- Proud Smelly Walmart Deplorable)
To: sodpoodle
I just say a Vince Offer commercial for Sham-Wow face masks! The Guy is going to make another fortune! But can you imagine how difficult it would be to breath through a Sham-Wow?
14 posted on
08/01/2020 12:31:06 PM PDT by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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