Old guy goes to a pharmacist with a prescription for Viagra. When gets the script, he asks the pharmacist to cut them into 4 pieces each. The pharmacist says they won’t be effective that way. The old guy says, “that’s ok. I only want it to stick out a little so I don’t pee on my shoes!”
Old guy walks into a bar. He dressed very well with a new haircut and shined shoes. He sits down next to a very attractive woman who is also well dressed.
He asks her “Do I come in here often?”