No nudes is bad news: Paris's first NAKED restaurant closes after 15 months due to lack of customers

UK Daily Mail ^ | January 8, 2018 | Chris Pleasance

[C19fan]

The first nudist restaurant in Paris has been forced to close its doors 15 months after opening because it failed to attract enough customers.

O'naturel, located in the city's 12th arrondissement, will close its doors permanently in February, owners Mike and Stephane Saada revealed.

The restaurateurs, who opened O'naturel in November 2017, said: 'We will only remember the good times, meeting beautiful people and customers who were delighted to share exceptional moments.'

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Goes to show you need more than clams sausage and eggs on a menu.

[morphing libertarian]

Please take a step back.

[chajin]

Thank you for posting; I usually don’t keep abreast of such news.

[The Enlightener]

There was a Seinfeld episode when he had a nude girlfriend and after watching normal daily activity around the apartment, decided it really wasn’t that awesome.

It reminds me of the Benny Hill episode where he's at the a nudist colony with lots of pretty girls when a couple of girls in short shorts and low cut blouses walk by outside and all the men run to see the non-naked girls, then the girls in the nudist colony get mad and start hitting the guys for looking at other girls.

[redshawk]

There’s good naked and bad naked. .....when she opened the jar of pickles. ....bad naked.

[the OlLine Rebel]

OK, I give up trying to get the right screenshot here.

End of the video clip, Golden Girls:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQUyZPRW75A

[the OlLine Rebel]

That’s funny. Like to see that again. Don’t recall it. But then, I don’t recall alot of BH except “Girl with the Golden Hair” elevator, his soccer prowess, and the bald shorty getting patted all the time!

[the OlLine Rebel]

I see they find out San Fransicko’s way of doing things isn’t really appetizing to anyone, eh?

Never mind how bad some people look - just WHAT is on that seat?

[G Larry]

they discovered it wasn’t a parade of super models dining there....

[j.havenfarm]

Looks like there was a lack of an adequate marketer survey/ business plan

[Tell It Right]

Maybe it doesn’t make good business sense to open up a nudist restaurant while Europe is importing millions of Death-to-the-infidel masses. :)

[SMGFan]

read that black cloth on chairs was changed after table was cleaned.

[caddie]

Probably the only restaurant in Paris with spotted dick à la carte.

[SMGFan]

people on the nude beaches of France were just not interested.

For them public nudity is for being in the sun and on the beach.

[dangus]

“We will only remember the good times, meeting beautiful people”

Yup. They’ll try to forget the rest.

[Yo-Yo]

Oh, the customers were supposed to be nude. They might have had better luck if only the waitstaff were nude, but the clientele could remain clothed.

[SamAdams76]

Nudity never appealed to me. Even with beautiful women - I'd rather see them with some nice clothes on.

I even prefer my wife to come to bed in some nice lingerie, that's more of a turn-on than just coming in butt-naked.

Maybe it's just me though. Maybe I'm the weird one.

[wally_bert]

Who wants to see a couple of hundred naked people eating spaghetti? Rick Simon.

Everyone but Simon and Simon dressed for dinner in that episode.

[Larry Lucido]

Could be worse.

[ChildOfThe60s]

Congratulations. You are normal.