Posted on 01/01/2019 9:15:51 AM PST by Impy
at #3 Houston Texans 
at #4 Dallas Cowboys 
at #4 Baltimore Ravens 
at #3 Chicago Bears 
, #2 New England Patriots 
, NFC: #1 New Orleans Saints 
# 2 Los Angeles Rams 
Belly Button Chick, our Bears face the the Defending Champion Eagles, how do you feel?
"I'm ready to DESTORY that dog-killing bastard Michael Vick!!!"
Uhhhh...Vick hasn't been with the Eagles in 5 years.
"I know that!!! What do you think I am, blonde? I just want to destory Michael Vick, I heard he'll be Offensive coordinator for the London Sillynannies next year! As for the Eagles 'member the first fight between Rocky Balboa and Chicago's own Clubber Lang? It's gonna be like that!"
"I don't remember that, what happened?"
"You got sent to the land of nod!"
"Oh that's right, then I dreamed I got Paulie a robot girlfriend for his birthday. I must have really been out of it."
"I hope it's not like the rematch, where I got flattened into the poster you see here. You Rocko, how about a cameo in Creed 3? Some combination of that plus a cameo in the A-Team reboot I need to fund my golden years. I lost a bunch of money betting on the Patriots last year. I'm doing commentary for Women's MMA to make ends meet, it's sad."
Wait a second, are you Clubber Lang or Mr. T?
"I'm Clubber Lang but I look just like Mr. T so I'm hoping to get that A-team cameo after locking Mr. T in the trunk of my car and taking his place."
Um anyway, joining us now to discuss his teams' gameplan is Balimore Ravens Starting Backup QB Joe Flacco, who got replaced by rookie Lamar Jackson. My mom has a crush on you, Joe.
"That's swell you tell her that.....hey this is a picture of Wally Pip! Wally Pip didn't make 16 million dollars for riding the bench! Up yours, I'm oughtta here!"
And now a word from Black Monday survivor, Pittsburgh Stoolers Head Coach Omar Epps, with a list of yesterday's causalities.
"I'm missing my tee time because of this, I hope you appreciate it, Imp. My main man Marvin Lewis, who has been on the Rooney payroll for some time, is finally out in Cincy. It's 3 strikes and your out for Adam Gase in Miami. Tood Bowles Jet ran out of fuel. Vance Joesph is gone in Denver. Dirk Koetter is a head on a pike in Tampa Bay, and your Olde Chi Cardinals are parting ways with Steve Wilks."
"Now we know why it's called BLACK Monday, they fired all the bruthas! Raaaaaaaaacist!!!"
Gase and Koetter are Whiter than sour cream.
"And another thing, when is Denny Green gonna get another chance? Bad WHITE coaches get re-hired all the time!!!"
"I appreciate your quasi-support, Colon, but I passed away 2 and half years ago."
"I'm so tired of bruthas like you making exuses!!! John Fox was dead the entire time he was with Imp's Bears and he didn't let that stop him!"
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Get your playoff picks ready.
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The regular season winner is facing a delay in ballot counting because I outsourced the work to the State of California!
Playoff Predictions commink - cominsky - soon.
Impy, you still got my Clint Eastwood icon from last year Bro?
Locked and loaded Baby...
Dallas
Chicago
Houston
Baltimore
Bowl Predictions,
Wildcats won? They won? I had the Utes.
LSU (but go UCF!)
Buckeyes
Georgia
Boycotting unpatriotic NFL. Why aren’t you?
NFL: Chargers zzzzap the Birds, Seahawks fly by Dallas in a close one
Texans round up the Colts at home, Da Bears win this Fog Bowl rematch, 30 years later
College: UCF has a Fiesta in the desert, Buckeyes see it all come up Roses
A women’s gluteals are my favorite body part.
Geaux Tigers!
NFL = unAmerican socialist garbage. I believe it should not be watched or supported in any way.
Supporting the NFL is the exact same as contributing to the Decocrat party and to any other organization whose goal is the complete destruction of our country.
LSU
The Other States - Penn and Ohio
And those Dawgs from Athens....
Happy New Year!
Stating the obvious that the NFL hates our country and everything it stands for is not virtue signalling. It is simply pointing out a fact.
You are of course free to do whatever you want, but you might consider not supporting groups that hate people with a conservative viewpoint.
If the NFL knew you as an individual it would condemn you. Why support it?
Of the four winners this weekend, one will advance to the Conference championship game. Which will it be?
Not virtual signally when I am actually boycotting NFL. Turn it around and explain your conservative views that you apparently put away to watch and support the NFL. Maybe your conservative, American views are virtual signally, trolling, while you actually support the disrespect of our flag, anthem, and country. Can’t have it both ways.
That’s not virtue signaling, that’s intellectual integrity.
I admit that my own NFL interest hasn’t gone completely to zero, out of momentum and nostalgia, but the enthusiasm for cheering for people who hate me and are funding really evil political activism with big money is gone.
Just skip the thread and stop with the virtue signaling
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