Song sparks 200-person brawl at Virginia skating rink (video)

New York Post ^ | 12/26/2018 | Mohammed Hassan

[EQAndyBuzz]

“But, were they fighting with expert timing?

Were they fast as lightning?

Must have been Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong...”

Ahh,,, Carl Douglas.

[DugwayDuke]

Indian Love Call by Slim Whitman.

[simpson96]

“Skyyyrockets in flight...”

LOL. Accompanied by slo-mo video of the brawl.

[Guardian Sebastian]

They claim the brawl occurred over a song but cannot report what the song was? Journalism at it’s finest. I would think that the reporter would want to know that fact before typing the story. But the Fake News just assumes facts anymore so rest assured this probably had nothing to do with a song.

[marktwain]

It was all gang related.

[Trailerpark Badass]

No video of actual brawl! Though the skating rink looks like tge set of a zombie apocalypse movie.

[JBW1949]

What did I spell wrong?

[BradyLS]

Do ya or don’t ya want me to slug you?
You’re rollin’ by fast but I’m right behind you
Tell me, tell me, tell me the answer
You may be a rollah but you ain’t no rockah
Helter-Skelter! ...Helter-Skelter...

[blam]

"Authorities did not make any arrests and turned over the minors to their parents or guardians."

Big deal?

[Midwesterner53]

Could it be that certain ethnic groups are incapable of controlling their emotions? How else can we explain their short fuses and quick emotional explosions?

[BradyLS]

A friend who spent time overseas under arms reported that the veneer of civilization can be surprisingly thin.

[Chewbarkah]

It had to be “Take Me to Funky Town”. Impossible to hear it without retching and violence all around.

[Darnright]

“Gangs, rising crime, low wages”

You forgot 100% Democrats on city council for at least 20 years. But hey, the downtown has some spiffy new lofts for only $1,000,000.00.

[DAC21]

A total dump of an establishment hosting a total dump of Human excrement.

[Major Matt Mason]

Probably. The ferals here just had a big brawl at the Galleria today.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

This was the song.

[Karliner]

Just messing with you”Respect-Respict.” Guess you didn’t get it.

[PGR88]

Derbyshire Rules

[Perseverando]

Roanoke has a growing problem of being located off of a major drug thoroughfare (I-81) mosques that have been tagged as depots of radical indoctrination, gangs, rising crime, low wages... you name it. That area is in dire straits.

Roanoke was where Nidal Hasan, the 2009 Fort Hood jihadist grew up, before attending Va Tech, and ultimately joining the U.S. Army.

[Loud Mime]

As I heard a cop say: “Male usual.”