An Irishman walks into (trunc)

email from a friend | 12/22/2018 | unknown

[sodpoodle]

Shoulda worn his hearing aids;)

[o-n-money]

Old as my grandma’s toes and twice as corny. ;-)

[nickedknack]

Two Irishmen talking, Pat and Mike:

Pat: Did you hear that Sean lost his life at the brewery the other day?

Mike: No, what happened?

Pat: Fell into a vat of beer...took him eight hours to die.

Mike: Eight hours?! Why so long?

Pat: Well, he got out twice to go to the ‘loo.

[Fiddlstix]

[MV=PY]

And we’ve all heard about the member of the Irish Republican army who was sent on a mission to blow up a bus.

He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.

[trisham]

LOL!!

[Fiddlstix]

[sodpoodle]

you guys are good;)

[Gen.Blather]

Two Jews walk into a bar. One of them says, “Hey, what is this, a joke?”

[Alberta's Child]

Sean and Paddy are walking down the road together. Paddy has a bag of donuts. He says to Sean:

"If you can guess how many donuts I have in this bag, I'll give you both of them."

:-P

[trisham]

LOL!

[antidemoncrat]

Sure that wasn’t a blond joke?

[Alberta's Child]

Paddy says to his best friend Sean: "If you were stranded on a desert island, who would you like most to be with you?"

Sean says: "My uncle Seamus."

"What's so special about him?" asks Paddy, profoundly disappointed.

Sean says: "He owns a boat!"

[Alberta's Child]

LOL. Aren’t they all?

[sodpoodle]

https://www.funny-jokes.com/jokes/irish_jokes.htm#Funny_Irish_jokes

[DPMD]

Both stories give credence to the saying that beer and whiskey were invented to keep (my fellow) Irish from ruling the earth.

[ZULU]

Always picking on Italians and Irishmen!

[trisham]

LOL!

[sodpoodle]

1.An American lawyer inquired, ‘Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question?’ ‘Who told you that?’ asked Paddy.
2.An Irish lass, a customer: ‘Could I be trying on that dress in the window?’ Shopkeeper: ‘I’d prefer that you use the dressing room.’
3.Mrs. Feeney shouted from the kitchen, ‘Is that you I hear spittin’ in the vase on the mantel piece?’ ‘No,’ said himself, ‘but I’m gettin’ closer all the time.’
4.’O’Halloran,’ asked the pharmacist, ‘did that mudpack I gave you improve your wife’s appearance?’ ‘It did surely,’ replied O’Halloran, ‘but it keeps fallin’ off.

[trisham]

Remember: “Everyone’s Irish on Saint Patrick’s Day!”