I have a friend who has high cholesterol and high blood pressure, etc.
A dietician was helping him change his diet. She told him: “You can have all the avocados you want.”
He replied, “I’ve already had all the avocados I want.”
bada bump!.................
I man went to his doctor. He was overweight with high blood pressure. On his way out the doctor told him - And I want you to smoke only two cigars a day.
The man returned to the doctor 6 months later, having lost some weight and a bit fitter. The doctor asked him - well, how do you feel?
The man replied. Well, losing some weight wasn't that difficult, but starting smoking cigars at my age hasn't been easy...
Hey, hey, hey ... I’m the daughter of a commercial Avocado farmer here. Farming in Ventura CA since the 1800s.
About avocados:
Only eat CA avocados. It’s not pride but Florida avocados mostly come from Caribbean sources. Often they are huge, with long strings and watery. It’s just another animal.
California avocados are ruled by ONE variety: the HASS avocado. It’s creamy, has a soft but firm texture, a GREAT flavor. I bought 6 earlier in the week to make a big bowl of guacamole. There are lots of other CA avocados, most edible but nine are as unctuous as the HASS.