Why’d you leave out the Heart of Dixie?
Q. Why did they build the Mercedes plant so close to the University of Alabama?
A. Because they have an endless supply of crash test dummies right down the road.
Q. Why is Auburn always in the dark?
A. Because they’re afraid of Alabama Power.
Q. What’s the best road sign in Auburn?
A. Tuscaloosa - 120 miles
With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit “Survivor”, Alabamans have made their own version. Contestants are given pink car to drive from Dothan, to Birmingham, on to Decatur, and back to Dothan. On each car is a bumper sticker that says, “I’m gay, I’m a yankee, and I’m here to steal your guns!” First one back wins. They’ve played several times. As of yet, no one has won.
2 college freshman girls Are moving their dorm at Harvard.
One girl is from Alabama and the other from Connecticut.
The southern girl strikes up conversation and says , “where y’all from?
The Connecticut girl says “I’m from a place where we know better than to end a sentence in a preposition.”
The Alabama girl replies “Well bless your heart, I’m so sorry! Where y’all from, Beyotch?”
I have a cousin in Decatur. His girls have graduated now, but at one time, one kid was attending Auburn. The other at the University of Alabama.
Yikes. I’m from Texas. I understand that is like have one kid at UT. One at Texas A & M.
There’s a youtube video where someone did just that.