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That's pretty bad when you're reduced to having to pay for pizza delivery to flash.

1 posted on 12/15/2018 9:22:05 AM PST by bgill

To: bgill

“...and here’s the pepperoni. “

2 posted on 12/15/2018 9:25:55 AM PST by gundog ( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)

To: bgill

“But I’m a REGISTERED sex offender; doesn’t that make it legal? Aren’t I fully authorized to expose myself?”

3 posted on 12/15/2018 9:27:15 AM PST by Steve_Seattle

To: bgill

Florida man

6 posted on 12/15/2018 9:29:47 AM PST by Flick Lives

To: bgill

IIRC the pizza guy is supposed to do the flashing while the porn star opens the door naked.

10 posted on 12/15/2018 10:01:36 AM PST by morphing libertarian (Use Comey's Report; Indict Hillary now. --- Proud Smelly Walmart Deplorable)

To: bgill

What happened to lurking behind a highway sign, or under a bridge?

11 posted on 12/15/2018 10:08:36 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)

To: bgill

“What? Did I do something wrong? No one mentioned that to me when you put me in the register.”

13 posted on 12/15/2018 10:47:06 AM PST by xrmusn (6/98"Getting rich as a Politician means doing something illegal''(trunc) HS Truman)

To: bgill

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore!

15 posted on 12/15/2018 12:52:42 PM PST by SoCal Pubbie (ec)

To: bgill

The delivery guy should just stand there, pointing at the guy and going “BWAHAHAHA”!

“Your mommy must have wanted a baby girl because she came within 1/2” to having one.” Then, do the above.

In the Law doesn’t work, maybe ridicule will.

16 posted on 12/15/2018 3:18:29 PM PST by Oatka

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