Posted on 12/09/2018 5:54:40 PM PST by conservative98
A woman has gone viral online for allegedly canceling her baby shower because her family and friends were unsupportive of her choice of baby name: Squire Sebastian Senator.
“Dear Members of the Squire Sebastian Senator Babyshower (sic),” a post on Facebook and shared on Reddit reads. “I have a really important announcement to make. It brings me pain to have to tell you this, but I am cancelling the event.”
The unidentified woman goes on to explain her decision, stating her friends have been spreading “rumors and lies.”
“Y’all have been talking s--- about my unborn baby. AN UNBORN CHILD. How can you judge an unborn child??” the social media post continues.
The mother shares that she was not “crazy,” or “mentally unstable” or “drunk” when she chose the unique three name moniker, which she emphatically points out “is only his first name.”
“He will not be allowed to have a nickname, he is to be called by his full and complete first name,” she writes.
The woman defended her choice, claiming her family is descended from a long line of “both squires and senators.”
“If you look back in our family tree, the survival of this clan is literally rooted in squiredom. We are all related to senators too,” she writes. “This name conveys power. It conveys wealth. It conveys success.”
“My baby’s name WILL be a revolution,” she continued.
The woman concludes her lengthy Facebook rant calling her family “fake”
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Reminds me of a “Friends” episode where Phoebe changes her name to “Princess Consuela Banana Hammock”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txmd5trrv6c
You beat me to it.
How about naming the kid Major Major Major?
Or Gonorrhea, rhymes with Gloria.
I remember seeing a college football player, years ago, whose name was Estrus something.
I made an emergency call on a man named Soith America Jones.
We didn’t believe him till he showed ID. said he was conceived in Brazil or somewhere.
My ancestor’s name was Squire Boone, but even I would never name my child Squire.
When I was working at J.C.Penny’s catalog customer service, I had to order a Christmas stocking for a woman whose grandson was named Anakin. This was about 10 years ago, so this child should be in 4th grade by now.I still feel sorry for him, and hope that his parents have him a sensible middle name.
“Mom” was probably overly needy for attention as child, so to make up for it, she burdened her offspring with an attention-getting feature to bask in the attention by proxy.
Way back in the ‘50s a local girl married a guy with the last name of Clapp. They had a daughter and named her Carrie. I always wondered if Carrie Clapp had a romantic life.
Liberals don’t care about respect for authority, nations, sanctity/purity. Their entire morality is based on care/harm and perceived fairness. But the defining personality trait for liberals is love of novelty, officially called ‘openness’.
To a liberal, the more unusual or exotic, the better. There are no moral standards unless they’re personal, so all that’s left for public consumption and status is shock, outrage and novelty.
These parents can’t afford the fancy organic locally sourced vegan thing, so they try to show creativity and gain moral points with bizarre, ideally one of a kind names.
He can legally change it to Squire when he turns 18. Depends on how much brain washing mommy puts him through.
What about the girl named L-a. And Mom says, “It’s pronounced eldasha! The dash ain’t silent!”
Or Airwrecka? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq3_4VhCKiY
Or Mr. Garvey, my favorite! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw
At least she didn’t name the kid “Inside Linebacker”
I do like Squire Parsons’ music. “Sweet Beulah Land” is very pretty.
One of the Manson family brood was named Zezozose Zadfrack Glutz; naturally those kids were taken and adopted out, their records sealed.
“Y’all have been talking s-— about my unborn baby. AN UNBORN CHILD. How can you judge an unborn child??” the social media post continues. “
The woman is an idiot. If anything the people are not judging the child but feeling much sympathy for it, because its mother is tagging the child with such an idiotic name. Yes, they are judging someone, the mother, and rightly so.
Cue up Johnny Cash, A Boy Named Sue.
Of course nowadays that song would be Politically Incorrect.
One of the youtube links in the thread has it. One of his prison performances, judging by the audience.
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