What about the girl named L-a. And Mom says, “It’s pronounced eldasha! The dash ain’t silent!”
Or Airwrecka? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq3_4VhCKiY
Or Mr. Garvey, my favorite! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw
RB Jones was drafted into the Army in WWII. On his enlistment papers, he gave his name a R(only) B(only) Jones.
So, naturally, his dog tags came issued to Ronly Bonly Jones.