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Thursday schadenfreude: Michael Avenatti gets cleaned out by ex-wife (comic relief)
American Thinker ^ | December 6, 2018 | Monica Showalter

Posted on 12/06/2018 8:55:41 AM PST by jazusamo

Creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti got taken to the cleaners.

In his divorce settlement with his ex-wife, Lisa Storie-Avenatti, here's what the New York Post reports :

Under the settlement, Avenatti will have to pay his ex-wife, Lisa Storie-Avenatti, more than $1.9 million in retroactive child and spousal support upfront, according to court documents filed in Orange County and viewed by TMZ .

Avenatti, a fierce critic of President Trump, will also have to turn over a number of his assets for liquidation, including five luxury wrist watches and a sculpture by architect Frank Gehry.

He will also has to turn over his 2017 Ferrari 488 GT Spider that he is currently leasing, according to the report.

I bet the car thing hurts.

What we have here is a deadbeat, someone who didn't pay his child support, someone who ran out on his tab for years , starting with his business partners, then the IRS , thinking the law would never catch up to him. What's more, he broke his marriage vows, housing a girlfriend in Century City at some point on the side, who later charged him with girlfriend-beating .

(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Local News
KEYWORDS: avenatti; cpl; creepypornlawyer; divorce; lisastorieavenatti; michaelavenatti; schadenfreude; shyster
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To: Yo-Yo

Yuck.


41 posted on 12/06/2018 9:53:03 AM PST by Mr.Unique (The government, by its very nature, cannot give except what it first takes.)
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To: jazusamo

Let us not forget that he was a CNN analysists. Bwahahahahahaha


42 posted on 12/06/2018 9:55:24 AM PST by Parley Baer
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To: Yo-Yo
The lucky lady:

Wouldn't happen to have her phone number, would you???

43 posted on 12/06/2018 9:58:50 AM PST by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: jazusamo
Lisa Storie-Avenatti


44 posted on 12/06/2018 10:02:46 AM PST by gaijin
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To: rjsimmon

She’s 49 years old...


45 posted on 12/06/2018 10:06:35 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: Yo-Yo

President Michael Avenatti got taken to the cleaners.

Fixed LOL


46 posted on 12/06/2018 10:08:54 AM PST by mplc51
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To: jazusamo

Who wants a LEASED car in a divorce settlement anyways?


47 posted on 12/06/2018 10:10:14 AM PST by 2banana (Were you)
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To: gaijin

From the looks of those chicken legs, I’d say she didn’t do much standing upright.


48 posted on 12/06/2018 10:11:40 AM PST by VRWCarea51 (The Original 1998 Version)
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To: Yo-Yo

More like The Unlucky Ho


49 posted on 12/06/2018 10:12:13 AM PST by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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To: Yo-Yo
She’s 49 years old...

Sounds perfect. Now I just need to convince my wife to share...

50 posted on 12/06/2018 10:15:13 AM PST by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: rjsimmon

Uh huh. Let me know how that works out for you.

In the meantime, I will make room for your name on the “taken to the cleaners” list...


51 posted on 12/06/2018 10:17:02 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: Yo-Yo

Too late. I did mention that I am married...


52 posted on 12/06/2018 10:19:48 AM PST by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: gaijin

She’s, uh...enhanced.


53 posted on 12/06/2018 10:22:50 AM PST by gogeo (The Repubs may not always deserve to win, but the RATs always deserve to lose.)
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To: rjsimmon

As attractive as those boobs may look, I still think I’d RATHER just have the money. As a chum of mine used to put it “Looking is free, boy, but you don’t know what else has visited that cave!”


54 posted on 12/06/2018 10:27:21 AM PST by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys all aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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To: VRWCarea51

lol...too funny.


55 posted on 12/06/2018 10:27:28 AM PST by hotsteppa
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To: Vigilanteman

The IRS is at the front of the line. The ex and Stormy won’t see a dime.


56 posted on 12/06/2018 10:37:46 AM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know. how people are infected with Ebola.")
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To: Yo-Yo

She looks like Stormy between the shoulders and bellybutton.


57 posted on 12/06/2018 10:39:04 AM PST by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marilyn vos Savant)
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To: dynoman

I hope none of this affects his chances to be a Presidential candidate. He’s my man.


58 posted on 12/06/2018 10:49:09 AM PST by Robwin (very)
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To: jazusamo

He has to turn over a leased car to her??!!!

I would drive it to Mars and back so he can pay for the additional miles.


59 posted on 12/06/2018 10:50:37 AM PST by AppyPappy (How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?)
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To: dynoman
She looks like Stormy between the shoulders and bellybutton.

Maybe Creepy Porn Lawyer thought so as well...

Reasons behind Michael Avenatti and Lisa-Storie divorce

"Lisa-Storie Avenatti tied her knot with Entrepreneur Michael Avenatti in 2011. Their relationship was going well for a couple of years until Lisa found Michael dating other girls. Lisa could not stand her then- husband with other girls. Consequently, she filed for divorce on December 2017."

60 posted on 12/06/2018 11:00:06 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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