[dfwgator]

I guess kids don’t learn the traditional carols in public schools anymore...

Oh we had the classics back then....

Joy to the World
The school's burned down
The teachers are all dead

We're looking for the principal
He's hanging on the flagpole
With a rope around his neck
With a rope around his neck
With a ro-oooope around his ne-eh-ehck

[Jamestown1630]

I’m sure we had some of those, too ;-)

[freedumb2003]

A little dark.

How about

“Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile
has lost its wheel
the Joker got away”

I heard an episode of the Simpsons with Bart singing those exact words so I guess it is both non-regional and quite enduring (I am a Boomer).

:)

[trebb]

Reminded me of an old parody for the song they sang during the ads for the "Operation" game:

Suffocation, jolly suffocation,
It's the game we love to play.

First you get a plastic bag,

Then you put it on your head.

Go to bed...

Wake up dead...hahahahaha...

Suffocation is the game we love to play.