Posted on 12/02/2018 5:13:05 AM PST by LibWhacker
Well I guess you have to teach the monkey to put a button once every second. Not sure about protons - do they make things go all blooie?
Just wondering how long these "scientists" estimate it took for the Big Bang to go BANG and why?
Not sure about protons - do they make things go all blooie?
Well, they do in photon torpedoes.
I wonder if they added those in?
Well, they do in photon torpedoes. I wonder if they added those in?
Not mine. I bought mine in the parking lot at the gun show...loopholes, you know. ;>)
Oh, I forgot about those. We used to buy them across the
line in Alabama at little roadside stands.
They were the BIG ones. It was either that or find some
railroad torpedeos but they were dangerous and you had to
set them off by dropping a sledge hammer on them.
Sorry, but this kind of thing is 90% guess work. Calling it a fact, is in fact, an error.
After reading through some of the replies, another question comes to mind... We have AAA, AA, (apparently)B, C, and D batteries. It all seems logical and orderly, but then, why do we call a 9-volt battery a 9-volt rather than some other designation? I'm sure some freeper will know.
Yes... and they have some ideas. Surprise, surprise, science takes time! Betcha didn’t know that. They’ve been working on it for thousands of years, and no doubt they’ll be working on it for thousands more. They surely have more and better ideas than the two-digit-IQ ignoramuses who belch loudly and think they’re being clever when they blow farts in the direction of a scientist. Monkeys are more clever and more interested in the world around them. Thank God our progress hasn’t depended on them else we wouldn’t have fire or the wheel or anything else, and we’d still be picking lice out of each other’s fur.
Well , I am so far ahead with my vision that I turned my front door peephole device around!! I can see people coming 469 yards away!!!!!! Now the practical application of their “guesstimate” will probably dictate how many lumens the tail and headlights of the intergalactical ships will need in order to avoid mid space collisions...anyhoo I may not have a degree in light absorption of the cosmos BUT , I did stay at a Holiday Inn fourteen years 23 days 6 hours 12 minutes and 31 seconds ago as of ......NOW! 2:24 PM exactly CST. I’m a stickler ya’ know.
If you want some real fun try explaining firearms caliber terminology to the uninitiated sometime.
Can't say that I have actually.
However, I have often wondered how many trees there are here on planet Earth and nobody seems able to come up with the answer for that.
Even the number of trees in Maine, it appears that nobody really knows. And that bothers me.
This I do not buy. For to do this, the monkeys would be able to need to feed paper into a typewriter.
Has anybody ever seen a monkey feed a piece of paper into a typewriter? Not to mention change ribbon and any number of tasks related to operating and maintaining a typewriter.
They would have liberals with baskets around their necks filled with ribbons. The paper would be on huge rolls so no feed problems there; it’d be all about cutting enough trees fast enough to satisfy the paper manufacturing.
Ha, three trillion! => https://greenfuture.io/nature/how-many-trees-are-in-the-world/
.. and the article that you read was written and typed by those very same monkeys, entitled "How We Done It"
Lol, good point. We’d have to ask the author what she meant... Have minds been blown because the number is so large, or because scientists were able to figure it out in the first place?
No thanks. I sometimes have issues with keeping stuff like that straight myself.
In Japanese, “photons” means ‘many farts fired off in rapid succession in a crowded elevator.’
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