[SMGFan]

How come there never was a muppet named this on Sesame Street?

[yldstrk]

the mother is to blame and should be ashamed of her idiocy

[joma89]

Social media has really laid bare the fact that humanity is basically bad and needs Jesus to be saved.

JoMa

[Doogle]

...because it would’ve started a sh*t
storm between Oscar the crouch and Big Bird.

[a fool in paradise]

there’s no Dash in that name.

[fieldmarshaldj]

What’s her middle name ? Fghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz ? Pronounced as “Felicia” ?

[ArcadeQuarters]

I blame Trump. The economy is so good that we have to start filling jobs with idiots.

[real saxophonist]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[a fool in paradise]

>>Five-year-old Abcde Redford pronounces her name "ab-city."

Abe City?

[DoughtyOne]

I agree that it’s a dumb name, but the agent had no business making fun of it, and especially in front of the child. Then to place it on social media?

Southwest won’t think highly of this, and it shouldn’t.

[paint_your_wagon]

“What is so funny about Biggus Dickus?”

https://youtu.be/kx_G2a2hL6U

[BobL]

Now THAT is A FUNNY NAME!

[Fresh Wind]

That’s not her name, it’s her password.

[T-Bird45]

My niece is now in her 30s and a mother to a young girl. When my niece was young and played dolls along with my daughter, the niece had one baby doll she called “abc baby” and I don’t recall if there was any reason behind that name. This situation of naming an actual child that way seems odd to me but no different from other non-traditional names that range from being named after a banana (Chiquita) or a jiggly dessert (oranjello).

[BenLurkin]

Okay, mom is not guilty. But she really should have let somebody who has a lick of sense name her child for her.

[real saxophonist]

The Denver Broncos have a player named Jake Butt. I guess it’s a good thing his parents did’t name him ‘Dick’...

[Feckless]

Guy was an ass. Mom wanted attention from day one or wouldn't have named her something like this.

I remember seeing inbred Redneck in local paper named his daughter after his pickup... Chevi Cheyenne

[NorthMountain]

The girl's mother gave the girl a stupid "name", then whines when her (the mother's) stupidity is recognized.

[BobL]

I have another name for this bitch to use (the mom, obviously). How about ‘cps’?

As far as I’m concerned, giving a name like that is CHILD ABUSE. I once asked my mom why me and my siblings all had ‘boring’ first and middle names. She said it was so people wouldn’t make fun of our names (there’s enough crap to deal with growing up). Needless to say, my kids also have boring names.

[shotgun]

SHITHEAD...pronounced shith ede

[VastRWCon]

I thought her name was “Seven”