What’s her middle name ? Fghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz ? Pronounced as “Felicia” ?
...only when drunk...
You've got it wrong. It's pronounced "Bob".
Swedish parents were fined for naming their son Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, which they pronounced Abin. The name runs counter to Swedish naming laws, which rules that names cannot cause offense or discomfort.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_law_in_Sweden#Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
Remove the vowels and that could be Polish. (g)
Pronounced as Felicia ?
Noooo.
Fe-lice-ia!