[bgill]

The new roommate should count himself lucky.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Millenial crime saga.

[csvset]

Those two are going to hate prison life.

[madprof98]

. . . just arriving home from a Tinder date . . .

That whole generation needs to be sent off to war.

[dead]

Walks in on his new roommates stuffing their old roommate's corpse into a garbage bag... begins backing out slowly...

"Hey! Where are you going? How'd the Tinder date go?"

[gnarledmaw]

Generational difference there. I wouldnt kill someone over a stolen playstation but I might for playing with my stollen.

[from occupied ga]

At least Florida Man didn’t do this one.

[dennisw]

These maroons really thought this one out! Now they get to spend a few decades in prison.

[pepsi_junkie]

While Bilotta and McClurg were stuffing the victim’s body into a bag, their new roommate, Walter Johnson, was just arriving home from a Tinder date, the Sentinel reported. Johnson, who had been living in the home for about a week, walked outside and called police.

I can imagine years from now someone sitting in a bar and saying "I once had this roommate who clipped his nails right in the living room. It was disgusting!" And Walter Johnson says "I have a roomate story too...."

He wins.

[Yo-Yo]

Totally justified. All of my game progress is stored on the PlayStation, and I’m not giving up my level 42 armor and weapons for anybody.

[avenir]

[Az Joe]

I had some bad roommates in the past and I’ve been a bad roommate in the past but never THAT bad!

[oh8eleven]

I’m really getting old ... nothing in this entire thread makes any sense starting with Tinder date. I mean, WTF?

[Joe 6-pack]

"The new roommate should count himself lucky."

Yep - he has the place all too himself now. It will be a selling point for his Tinder dates.

[real saxophonist]

My former roommate, Vice President of College Democrats, stole a couple of things when I kicked him out.

I was just glad to be rid of him.