Wedding photographer arrested after having sex with guest, urinating on a tree while on the job

FoxNews.com ^ | Nov 27, 2018 | Michelle Gant

[EEGator]

I know you were, post# 84 correct?

Both photos are from her Instagram page.

[Chickensoup]

And the article also says short for Maxine.

[Kozak]

You must be blind.

[TheDandyMan]

I thought Instagram had a policy against overt total nudity. Guess I was wrong.

[higgmeister]

Go way down through the photographs and there are several glamor shots with her pregnant body. She is totally innocent as far as I am concerned. The medication was prescribed which tells me she had already been accurately graphed on the crazy/hot matrix. The B9 Robot on ‘Lost in Space” told us all about this one.

[When do we get liberated?]

As someone said on “Friends” years ago. “If a girl says yes to a camera, she doesn’t say no to much”

[x]

That’s one way to give the happy couple a wedding they’ll always remember ...

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I always hate it when that happens.

[Future Snake Eater]

I hope she gives the wedding party a discount rate on the photos.

[Moonman62]

And Bruce is now Caitlyn.

[Moonman62]

You don’t know if any of those photos are legitimate, and Max pees standing up.

[oldvirginian]

“I may be a bit old fashioned, but how exactly does someone of the Gender formerly known as “Female” piss ON a tree? Does it involve straddling said tree?”

No straddling involved.
It does take a bit of “manipulation” though.
I’ve known two gals who were known for their ability to stand and urinate.
They weren’t for crap for writing their names in the snow though they gave it a couple good tries.

[higgmeister]

Did you even look at Max's photos, Moonman?

Did you not see the pregnant woman?

So you have no frame of reference here, Moonman. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and assumes if a woman pees under a tree, it is a tranny. She didn't pee on a tree, just beneath a tree which any woman can do.

[higgmeister]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDlbbnnw0K4/

[Yaelle]

There’s a reason for that, boy.

Mainly that there just aren’t too many forests here.

Also the need to be naked until you get it right.

Still going to look for other hobbies.

[Trumpisourlastchance]

Headline says she peed “on” a tree, not under the tree.

Either the headline is wrong or she has special training/skills.

[ETL]

[Moonman62]

The article says Max peed on a tree, and you don’t know if any of those photos are legitimate.

Max’s face in the mugshot is very masculine.

You may think I’m a child but you’re the one who’ll end up having sex with a man.

[Pelham]

Give it a try. But we will want pics.

[Eddie01]

Where is her next wedding shoot?