[E. Pluribus Unum]

The remake would be required to have gender-deranged main characters.

No thanks.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Also, the car would have to be a Tesla electric car rather that a DeLorean gasoline, oops, NUCLEAR engine. (We are talking about granola eating, no fat soy latte sipping, tree hugging, socialist Holyweird, after all!)

[Dilbert San Diego]

Gender deranged, LOL. But you are correct they would insert such messages into remakes.

I’m sure they would have someone be “gay”, and talk of how “gays” in the future will marry. Homosexual marriage would have been unimaginable back in the ‘50s.

[Drew68]

The remake would be required to have gender-deranged main characters.

It is a requirement today that all movies be "woke" even if it affects the bottom line.

I was reading an article about the popularity of movies from the 80s with young people today who enjoyed them precisely because they weren't politically correct.

[rawcatslyentist]

Cross dressing gender fluid ewoks.

Who wouldn't pay to see that? /s