Well Patrick Duffy, Mitchie Boy is doubful for today's game but the Bears are still slight favorites in Detroit.
"Who cares? I'm a Cowboys fan. BTW you're running low on shampoo."
That's because you've taken 50 showers this week, worst house guest ever!!
"Mon Cher, we are really going to continue with this Patrick Duffy nonsense?"
Yup, I woke up and Belly Button Chick was just a dream and Patrick Duffy lost the cap from the milk jug and just stuck a paper towel in there. Not ideal but this is the world we live in now.
"Oh come now, surely you could just crop out Belly Button Girl's scanaldous Belly Button!"
But then her name would be innaccurate! Oh the hell with it, you're right. Janet!
"Hi there!"
You can let Belly Button Girl out of your void now.
"Thank God, she ate all my chips."
"I'm free! I have no legs but I'm free!"
"By the way, Patrick Duffy was born in Montana and grew up in the Pacific Northwest, so he's probably a Seahawks fan."
"Oh yeah, that's right. Sometimes I forget I'm not actually Bobby Ewing. I mean, what else was I even in?"
"Step by Step, most notably. You also played Stephen Austin in James A. Michener's Texas."
"Hit the road skank! You are not stealing my gig!"
"Well Patrick, I guess this is goodbye, take care".
"What? The hell with that, I'm not leaving. I can't get enough of your fancy soaps."
"Hey, those are mine! Eww, they're covered with hair now!"
1 posted on
11/22/2018 12:19:10 AM PST by
Impy
To: Bender2; big'ol_freeper; Allegra; SevenofNine; Cletus.D.Yokel; Rummyfan; Liberty Valance; ...
NFL LIVE THREAD PING HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
Let me know if you want on/off the list.
Get your picks in. I'll take my Bears, Bender's Boys and New Orleans.
2 posted on
11/22/2018 12:23:03 AM PST by
Impy
(I have no virtue to signal.)
To: Impy
Chicago over Detroit 12:30 pm
Dallas over Washington
New Orleans over Atlanta
Cincinnati over Cleveland
Carolina over Seattle
Tampa Bay over San Francisco
Baltimore over Oakland
Philadelphia over N.Y. Giants
New England over N.Y. Jets
Jacksonville over Buffalo
L.A. Chargers over Arizona
Indianapolis over Miami
Pittsburgh over Denver
Green Bay over Minnesota
Houston over Tennessee
16 posted on
11/22/2018 7:55:21 AM PST by
RedMonqey
("Those who turn their arms in for plowshares will be doing the plowing for those who didn't.")
To: Impy
Didn't have time to do the full week, but for today the winners are Chicago, Washington and New Orleans.
Happy Turkey Day everyone.
To: Impy
Detroit
Washington
New Orleans
To: Impy
Cinci
Carolina
Baltimore
Jacksonville
New England
Pittsburgh
Tampa Bay
Minnesota
LA Chargers
Houston
Indy
Philly
To: Impy
. . . Just to make sure it was in the right weekly thread.
30 posted on
11/22/2018 12:45:29 PM PST by
ro_dreaming
(Chesterton, 'Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It's been found hard and not tried')
To: Impy
Well, 2 - 1 on Thursday. Not a terrible start to the week. And now the rest of the week's picks.
SUNDAY, NOV 25, 2018
Cleveland at Cincinnati 1:00 pm CBS Paul Brown StadiumThe surging Browns versus the fading Bengals. Bengals have huge problems on D which I expect the wunderkind Mayfield to take advantage of. Browns.
Seattle at Carolina 1:00 pm FOX Bank of America StadiumThree weeks ago the Panthers were surging too. Now two consecutive losses, beatdowns even, and the Panthers look confused. But a cross-country trip for the Seahawks with an early start time (for them) .... Panthers.
San Francisco at Tampa Bay 1:00 pm FOX Raymond James Stadium Gawd... how to pick this one?! Fitzpatrick /Winston or Winston / Fitzpatrick? Doesn't matter... Niners.
Oakland at Baltimore 1:00 pm CBS M&T Bank Stadium Ravens are still on their way to 8 - 8 whereas Oakland is on their way to the Number 1 pick in 2019. This is one of the Ws the Ravens get for that five hundred record. Ravens.
N.Y. Giants at Philadelphia 1:00 pm FOX Lincoln Financial FieldAs bad as the Eagles have been, I don't think they're bad enough to lose to the woebegone G-Men. Eagles.
New England at N.Y. Jets 1:00 pm CBS MetLife Stadium Todd Bowles coaching his last games for the Jets. Patriots.
Jacksonville at Buffalo 1:00 pm CBS New Era Field The Jags are going down as one of the biggest disappointments of the 2018 season. Bills.
Arizona at L.A. Chargers 4:05 pm FOX StubHub CenterThe Bolts managed to give one away last week. They won't make that mistake again versus Arizona. Chargers.
Miami at Indianapolis 4:25 pm CBS Lucas Oil Stadium Indy is on a run with a rejuvenated Andrew Luck. Colts.
Pittsburgh at Denver 4:25 pm CBS Broncos Stadium at Mile High The Steelers rallied to avoid an embarrassing loss to Jacksonville last week. That was their wake-up call. Steelers.
Green Bay at Minnesota 8:20 pm NBC U.S. Bank Stadium Two more disappointing teams. They tied first time they met. Minnesota is the more complete team. Vikings.
MONDAY, NOV 16, 2018
Tennessee at Houston 8:15 pm ESPN NRG Stadium Another exciting Monday night match-up. Bleh. Tennessee seems to be two different teams this season. The Texans have won seven in a row. Make that eight! Texans.
Good luck to everyone! Hope all your college teams won!
42 posted on
11/25/2018 5:24:00 AM PST by
Rummyfan
(In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.)
To: Impy
Missed the games on Thursday, no idea who won. Since my Chiefs are off I haven’t bothered to catch up.
I would have gone Bears, Redskins, Saints.
For Today.
Jags
Bengals
Ravens
Pats
Eagles
Bucs
Seahawks
Chargers
Steelers
Colts
Vikings
Texans
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