Posted on 11/15/2018 9:44:10 AM PST by Jaded
Police in West Virginia have apprehended masked bandits who were drunkenly acting up in town -- but they weren't humans.
Neighbors had reported two raccoons that they thought were rabid to police, but it turned out they were just drunk on fermented crabapples, the Milton Police Department wrote on its Facebook page.
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That’s how those little “masked bandits” a.k.a. rat b******s look before getting into my chicken house.
I believe deer can get drunk on fermenting apples also.
FRiends don't let their FRiends drive drunk.
Couldn’t be too good. He’s a member of the badger family and they have a bad attitude about live things around them anyway. Tack that on to a crab apple hangover, and probably a sour stomach, and it’s not a good place you would be in in front of one. Feet, why ain’t you movin’?
rwood
Those raccoons know how to party!!
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