Posted on 11/04/2018 5:23:05 PM PST by blueunicorn6
Pandemonium erupted throughout the US today as Joy Behar went for a walk and her huge head blotted out the sun.
“I thought it was the end times”, said surfer dude Edward Boardwax. “The sun, like, disappeared. It was the scariest thing I’ve seen since Nancy Pelosi tried to play croquet with a dead salmon.”
The Association of Space Scientists (ASS) released a statement concerning the eclipse.
“We condemn Joy Behar for frightening little children and confusing Puxatawney Phil, the weather forecasting groundhog. Phil now thinks that there will be six more weeks of blabbering. He may never again come out of his hole.
We think Joy Behar should see how it feels for poor Phil. We have dug a huge hole and would like Joy to come and stand by it. Then, we could kick her in the ASS hole. We don’t know if it will help Phil, but we’re sure everyone else would like to see it.”
Joy Behar rate right up there with maxine waters....just without the title.
Now that is funny. 8>( Is there a link though?
Joy Behar is a worthless douche...
Shouldn’t be making fun of transsexuals like Joy Behar.
It’s offensive.
GREAT
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Oh, please. She’d have to pull her head out of her ass.
This solar eclipse will probably reduce Global Warming. So I’m thinking that Joy deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
Like he couldn’t avoid it!!!
You are looking at the photo of her smile sideways.....that is NOT her head....it is her ass.
I think that photo violates the Geneva Convention.
That explains what happened today!
Shouldn’t that be without Bondo?
Her emotions run like a raging river when anyone even mention Trump.....she’s just another unstable liberal.
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