British chick having to settle for an imaginary guy?
Posted on 11/01/2018 10:51:15 AM PDT by Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
A British woman who claims to have had sex with over 20 ghosts has finally found love. Amethyst Realm, 30, announced this week that after much deliberation over the look and size of a ring, she is now engaged to a spirit named Ray.
Back in December, Realm told the British talk show “This Morning” that she had stopped having sex with real, living men since she preferred ghosts instead. And now she’s found The One.
“Then, one day, while I was walking through the bush, enjoying nature, I suddenly felt this incredible energy. A new lover had arrived,” she told The Sun. “From experience, I knew spirits tend to stay in one place, but something amazing happened.”
Realm then added she met him again on a plane ride, where he began seducing her. “I was happy and excited — so excited that we had to do something about it. So we headed to the plane loo and, well, I am now a member of the Mile High Club,” she said....
But it was Ray’s proposal that really made things special. “There was no going down on one knee — he doesn’t have knees. But for the first time, I heard him speak,” she said, claiming she heard the words “Will you marry me?” echo in a nearby cave while on her nature walk. “I could actually hear his voice and it was beautiful. Deep, sexy and real.”
And while everything sounds blissful and seamless, Realm is dealing with a minor hangup. She wants kids, but she’s not sure Ray does. “I don’t want to scare him off by talking about babies,” she said. It seems that ghosting is more popular among young people than ever before.
We really need to bring back mental hospitals (and, obviously, so do the Brits).
There is a song about that: “ Imaginary Lover”
Quick ! Someone post a “Ghost & Mrs Muir” link!
Ghosts?
I think the term is One Night Stand.
She’s a very freaky girl,
The kind you can’t take home to Mother!
Lol!
There are other pieces he doesn't have either, Amethyst. You may be disappointed.
Who you gonna call...when he’s late with child support payments?
They might look like him... wait,I can’t see them...?
Ghost babies? Hmm.
Pretty sure there are many of those around Planned Parenthood clinics. :(
“Amethyst Realm”
Whaa?!
“But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.”
A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About 40 students raise their hands.
That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hands.
That's fantastic.
Now let me ask you one question further. Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.’
The Afghanistan student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
Ahmed replied, "Shit, from back there I thought you said ‘Goats’”.
There’s a movie in that!
British chick having to settle for an imaginary guy?
Cray Cray.
Tim Burton, please pick up the white courtesy phone...
How butt-ugly does one have to be in order to scare off a ghost?
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