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1 posted on 10/31/2018 5:25:32 AM PDT by Gamecock
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Bumps for Humps


2 posted on 10/31/2018 5:25:52 AM PDT by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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His Honor
3 posted on 10/31/2018 5:27:08 AM PDT by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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A mayor gets accused of an unprovable allegation in an election year. Not surprised.


4 posted on 10/31/2018 5:32:59 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 ("Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." -- Voltaire)
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Bumping uglies


5 posted on 10/31/2018 5:33:45 AM PDT by Raycpa
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Guessing he is a dim..?
If he were a republican it would be in the headline.


7 posted on 10/31/2018 5:37:19 AM PDT by Leep (?)
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I hate speed bumps. Nobody thinks of what happens in an emergency.


8 posted on 10/31/2018 5:42:55 AM PDT by alternatives? (Why have an army if there are no borders?)
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9 posted on 10/31/2018 5:44:11 AM PDT by nwrep
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#IBelieveHer

;)


10 posted on 10/31/2018 5:53:35 AM PDT by cuban leaf
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I am obviously doing this wrong as a citizen.

We have been trying to get our neighborhood road fixed in a busy neighborhood for going on five years, and the road is pocked with deep divots you can’t avoid, to no avail.

However, the town has built a nice long paved bike path with bridges and signs, but...the road remains as potholed as ever.

Maybe if I offer sexual services...naaaaah! I’ll steer around the potholes!


12 posted on 10/31/2018 6:00:11 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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What a Casanova! At least he could have thrown in a stop sign or two.


13 posted on 10/31/2018 6:03:59 AM PDT by Savage Beast (A fool is more dangerous than a scoundrel. Fools are the tools of the scoundrels.)
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A Florida mayor?

At first, I thought this was another Gollum scandal about to rock the electorate.
14 posted on 10/31/2018 6:04:33 AM PDT by Dan in Wichita
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You know the old song...

"Aye aye aye aye!
In Florida they do it for speed bumps!"

15 posted on 10/31/2018 6:05:54 AM PDT by Savage Beast (A fool is more dangerous than a scoundrel. Fools are the tools of the scoundrels.)
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Puttin the hump in the speed bump


16 posted on 10/31/2018 6:06:19 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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If the van is rockin’ ... Slow down


17 posted on 10/31/2018 6:06:49 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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Not a single word about him being ARRESTED for:

Extortion and Soliciting Prostitution???


22 posted on 10/31/2018 6:18:38 AM PDT by eyeamok
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Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

George Costanza: Who said that?

Mr. Lippman: She did.

George Costanza:

[pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Mr. Lippman: You're fired!

George Costanza: Well, you didn't have to say it like that.

Is life one big Seinfeld Episode or is Seinfeld True Life put to a sound track?

23 posted on 10/31/2018 6:25:38 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)""Politicians should wear uniforms-like Nascar dacketerivers-- to ID their Corporate Sponsors")
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Hopefully they didn’t “bottom out”!


24 posted on 10/31/2018 6:29:40 AM PDT by big truck
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He thought she would yield.


25 posted on 10/31/2018 6:33:14 AM PDT by Cooter (Radicals always try to force crises because in a crisis, everyone must choose sides. - J. Goldberg)
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In Belize they have an appropriate sign for speed bumps...

Belize Speed Bump Sign

:)

27 posted on 10/31/2018 6:59:59 AM PDT by SteveH
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“The town approved the speed bumps in 2015.”

Okay???? So did she approve the sex? /s


28 posted on 10/31/2018 7:03:07 AM PDT by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
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