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Man sets parents’ Fresno home on fire trying to kill black widows with blowtorch
Fresno Bee ^
 | 24 Oct 2018
 | HANNAH FRY
Posted on 10/25/2018 3:37:10 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
A Fresno man may have been taking the kill it with fire memes a bit too seriously when he set his parents home ablaze while trying to exterminate black widow spiders with a blowtorch, authorities said. 
... Tuesday after he saw smoke coming from the attic of his parents home on East Mariners Circle in Woodward Lakes, a gated community in northeast Fresno 
,,,This is definitely not the preferred method to exterminate spiders in and around your home,
(Excerpt) Read more at fresnobee.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: 1moretime; arachnophobia; notflorida
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    Kin to Miss Muffet?
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posted on 
10/25/2018 3:37:10 PM PDT
by 
DUMBGRUNT
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    Liberal.. but I’ll give him credit for figuring out how to light the torch.
 
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posted on 
10/25/2018 3:39:08 PM PDT
by 
maddog55
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    Took the day off from his brain surgery job?
 
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posted on 
10/25/2018 3:39:37 PM PDT
by 
FlyFisher
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    Shoulda used a coupla hand grenades.
 
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posted on 
10/25/2018 3:40:11 PM PDT
by 
FroggyTheGremlim
( The following statement is false. The previous statement is true.)
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    Again, it’s the Black Widow Blowtorch Apocalpse!
 
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posted on 
10/25/2018 3:42:16 PM PDT
by 
DannyTN
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    OMG ,it’s only a Spider ,use a sledge
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    Guy sounds like a fool.
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Everyone knows you need to use explosives against spiders.
 
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posted on 
10/25/2018 3:44:30 PM PDT
by 
PAR35
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on 
10/25/2018 3:44:31 PM PDT
by 
EEGator
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    Couldn’t rent a flamethrower?
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    “Kin to Miss Muffet?”
 If you mean Waters, or Pelosi, Harris, or Schiff, then yes.
 Meatheads the lot. Per Archie B., dead from the neck up.
 
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posted on 
10/25/2018 3:55:54 PM PDT
by 
redshawk
(0pansy is a Liar and Hates.........he just hates!)
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    He should have nuked them from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.
 
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posted on 
10/25/2018 3:56:24 PM PDT
by 
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
 
To: DUMBGRUNT
    He didn’t want to use insecticide because it’s bad for the environment.
 
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posted on 
10/25/2018 3:56:33 PM PDT
by 
E. Pluribus Unum
(Democracy dies when Democrats refuse to accept the result of a democratic election they didn't win.)
 
To: FlyFisher
    "Took the day off from his brain surgery job?"
The 23-year-old man called firefighters about 10:30 p.m.
 Plenty of time to get home and relax... But 23 seems a bit young for that line of work?
 
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posted on 
10/25/2018 4:03:41 PM PDT
by 
DUMBGRUNT
(So what!)
 
To: eCSMaster
    “Shoulda used a coupla hand grenades.”
WILLY PETE!
 
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posted on 
10/25/2018 4:05:09 PM PDT
by 
DUMBGRUNT
(So what!)
 
To: EEGator
    Looks like the right guy for the job.
 
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posted on 
10/25/2018 4:06:25 PM PDT
by 
DUMBGRUNT
(So what!)
 
To: doorgunner69
    No aerosol can and lighter on hand I guess.
 
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posted on 
10/25/2018 4:07:09 PM PDT
by 
wally_bert
(I will competently make sure the thing is done incompetently.)
 
To: doorgunner69
    Couldnt rent a flamethrower?
Musk may have them on a closeout special?
 
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posted on 
10/25/2018 4:07:36 PM PDT
by 
DUMBGRUNT
(So what!)
 
To: bagster
    (Neighborhood news!)
Not Mr. Nips I hope and not your house!
 
To: E. Pluribus Unum
    “He didnt want to use insecticide because its bad for the environment.”
Is it even legal to use an insecticide in Cali?
And by chance, was it a protected spider?
 
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posted on 
10/25/2018 4:10:51 PM PDT
by 
DUMBGRUNT
(So what!)
 
To: Pete from Shawnee Mission
    Not Mr. Nips I hope and not your house!
 🕷
 
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posted on 
10/25/2018 4:20:44 PM PDT
by 
bagster
("Even bad men love their mamas".)
 
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