Finally! Someone at NASA called Dell tech support.
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To: LibWhacker
I’m glad they didn’t have to try Plan B — kicking it.
2 posted on
10/24/2018 10:02:31 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: LibWhacker
Some astronaut banged on the telescope to get the gyro to work???
3 posted on
10/24/2018 10:03:03 AM PDT by
C19fan
To: LibWhacker
Yeah I was gonna say, if that didn’t work, “try plugging it back in.”
4 posted on
10/24/2018 10:03:18 AM PDT by
Bayard
To: LibWhacker
Sometimes, the simple answer is the right one.
To: LibWhacker
That is how I fixed the ice maker in our Frigidaire last week.
6 posted on
10/24/2018 10:04:05 AM PDT by
dainbramaged
(If you want a friend, rescue a pit bull.)
To: LibWhacker
To: LibWhacker
According to the article the title is fake news.
9 posted on
10/24/2018 10:04:30 AM PDT by
Moonman62
(Give a man a fish and he'll be a Democrat. Teach a man to fish and he'll be a responsible citizen.)
To: LibWhacker
"This is Steve...Have you tried turning it off and turning it on sir?"
To: LibWhacker
Works great on my 1600 baud modem,
11 posted on
10/24/2018 10:05:44 AM PDT by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
To: LibWhacker
Must be Windows NT based.
To: LibWhacker
13 posted on
10/24/2018 10:06:41 AM PDT by
GreenLanternCorps
(Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.arare)
To: LibWhacker
14 posted on
10/24/2018 10:07:50 AM PDT by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: LibWhacker
18 posted on
10/24/2018 10:12:02 AM PDT by
GraceG
("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
To: LibWhacker
“Try jiggling the handle.”
20 posted on
10/24/2018 10:12:26 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: LibWhacker
Must be running Windows 10.0
To: LibWhacker
Occam’s Razor, proven true again...
24 posted on
10/24/2018 10:20:52 AM PDT by
afsnco
(18 of 20 in AF JAG)
To: LibWhacker
“NASA fixes Hubble gyroscope by turning it off and on again”
Can we try that with the Leftists?
27 posted on
10/24/2018 10:28:02 AM PDT by
Ancesthntr
("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
To: LibWhacker
Needed a bigger hammer
30 posted on
10/24/2018 10:30:04 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: LibWhacker
“Turn it off and on.” The first, best, tried-and-true step that any IT professional recommends.
Back in 2001 I was participating in a big software go-live and I lent my DVD player to the War Room to let them watch movies while they remediated go-live bugs and issues. After 3 days of continuous use, the DVD player started to randomly freeze scenes and/or show digital snow across the movies being played. This room of suppose it geniuses were apologizing to me profusely for breaking my DVD player and I asked him if they were smart enough to unplug it. They said they hadn't and I proceeded to follow my own advice and fixed the problem. That's when I said to him “that's why make the big bucks.” mic-dropped the remote, and walked out.
Anything that runs software and has chip memory will: eventually experience memory leaks that eventually consume enough resources that it choke off the ability to run, experience an error or exception that sends t down a processing rabbit hole, or some other issue that locks it up entirely.
31 posted on
10/24/2018 10:30:59 AM PDT by
WMarshal
(America First)
To: LibWhacker
To bad you couldn't do that with your Mother-In-Law....
33 posted on
10/24/2018 10:32:49 AM PDT by
taildragger
("Do you hear the people Singing? Singing the Songs of Angry Men!")
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