Hahahahaha. You weave a fine tale, goodman.
I woulda liked this one better.
(unrated director's cut)
"Needless to say, rather than 4 goats going to market, there were 3".
Bagster
https://www.exoticmeatmarkets.com/Exotic-Meat-Market-in-Fresno-California-s/532.htm
Goat was $1.34 a pound when I lived in Chicago. Its gone up in price considerably...
I know a Bo Peep if you are looking for a whole flock of Midwest sheep or goats!
(To be clear we are NOT talking cheese pizza here!)
Hah!
Sofrito cabra! Yummy.