Kristen Bell Is Worried Disney Princesses Are Teaching Her Kids Bad Lessons, and She Has a Point

Pop Sugar ^ | October 17, 2018 | MURPHY MORONEY

[EdnaMode]

Snow White @SnowWhite

One time I took a bite from a poisonous apple and nearly died. Then Prince Chaming showed up and kissed me without consent! Sure, he saved my life and all but #MeToo

Sleeping Beauty @SleepingBeauty

@SnowWhite A very similar thing happened to me! He said it was okay because we knew each other "once upon a dream" or something. Whatever. #MeToo

[SoConPubbie]

The Human Race is finished.

Toast.

[EdnaMode]

Yup.

[Army Air Corps]

First World Problems, sweetie.

[GnuThere]

Hahaha - they are literally getting crazier by the minute!

[TruthInThoughtWordAndDeed]

She has a point.

Consider the Little Mermaid.

The advice wrapped in this (tail) is:

Disobey your father and marry outside of your species.

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Although Kristen Bell absolutely loves reading to her kids before bed, she admits she's sometimes skeptical about the "lessons" her girls — 3-year-old Delta and 5-year-old Lincoln — are learning from Disney princesses.

Did she give her cars human girls names?

[Larry Lucido]

And all these folks doing CPR without consent! That needs to stop!

[bray]

Don’t worry princess, men are realizing you are not worth the trouble.

[Skywise]

Do you think I should wear more than clam shells on my bosoms? Yes.

Somehow I don’t think Kristen talks about that.

Or how the newer princesses are bratty and think whacking men is ok.

[NativeSon]

Perhaps the original is more to her liking: https://www.pitt.edu/~dash/grimm053.html

[SMGFan]

Heimlich Maneuver too

[MNDude]

How about Beauty and the Beast? Fall in love with the monster that imprisoned you and your father. It worked out exactly as he planned. Talk about Stockholm Syndrome.

[blueplum]

Snow White @SnowWhite
@sleeping beauty
Don’t you think it’s weird that a woman would want to poison another woman? #MeeTooo

Sleeping Beauty @Sleeping Beauty
@SnowWhite

Yeah, but not as wierd as a woman who pays a man to stalk a prettier woman. #MeeTooo

Hansel and Gretal @Gretal
@SnowWhite;@SleepingBeauty

At least you didn’t have to deal with a woman who wanted to bake and eat you. Now that was really wierd! # MeeTooo

[EEGator]

Her hubby:

[SMGFan]

Rapunzel “let down your hair”

[EdnaMode]

LOL. That’s hilarious.

[Repeat Offender]

Cinderella = the original lying gold digger.

But, if you watch it backwards....it's about a spoiled lying b@#$h that gets what's coming to her.

[Larry Lucido]

Laz?

[rockrr]

That’s nothing - her husband wanted to name them Husqvarna and Makita. ;’}