Posted on 10/12/2018 3:12:48 PM PDT by simpson96
Edited on 10/12/2018 4:13:50 PM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
A Florida woman charged with killing her husband told investigators she accidentally stabbed him after tripping on a rug.
The Orlando Sentinel reports Rachel Fidanian of Lakeland was charged this week with second-degree murder for the June 25 death of her 40-year-old husband, Bryant Fidanian.
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Wow.. What a klutz!
Sorry I just stabbed you to death. My bad!
She’s probably related to the guys (and gals) who show up in ER with a light bulb or similar object up the poop chute after falling off the ladder while changing the bulb, apparently in the nude. Some people have the oddest accidents.
If only rugs could talk....
On the other hand, it does soak up all the blood from the accidental stabbing victims.
how many times did she “trip”.
Is she married to Vince Foster?
Please note, that while the abscissa here is bounded at 10, and thatthe empirical difference between an 8 and 10 on the abscissa is negligible for all practical purposes, the ordinate is UNBOUNDED and that the 10 on the y axis could just as easily be represented as 10^10, or 10^100.
Consider this in terms of the area bounded by the curve in the ‘Danger Zone’, and the impact this has on quality of life, asset preservation, and access to firearms.
We also believe the ‘5’ on the abscissa is far too subjective, as we see subjects being effectively emasculated by agents evaluated more objectively as 2, 3, or 4. Taken this into dependent calculation.
forget it Jack, it’s Florida...
It’s original. I’ll give her that.
If only he had fallen down an elevator shaft, onto some bullets...
deputies had been called seven times to the home
Guess will not be an eighth visit
What I would believe as a juror, since as you say it is weird... is that this happened in the recent pass just as she described but that at the last second she was able to point the knife away as a natural reflex.
Later, after giving it much thought she realized she could have killed her husband and then basically recreated the scene enough to kill him.
Especially given their history of police being called seven times because of loud arguments.
Just count the stab wounds. 😁
Guess he should have ate his mushrooms
They say math is hard. That was coded in ‘manspeak’. Men will get it, and women will just nod their heads in agreement.
I understood it perfectly.
Ahhh. The old tripped on a rug while carrying a knife ploy...
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