Posted on 10/06/2018 10:49:20 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again'?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you f#**%g! retard!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
Frankly 2nd, if something bothers you, drive on.
When did you get so thin-skinned?
You are full of hate today. Chill out
You are full of hate today. Chill out
What do a fat girl and a moped have in common?....
They are both a lot of fun to ride, at least until your friends see you riding one.
I think you need a “Politically Correct” intervention.
Great thread, please don’t stop posting. We all need laughter.
Joke is from FR many years ago.
Blondes phone call to Mom
Hi, Mom, its me.
Hi, Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware store looking for a drill.
Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and theyve let me make one phone call, and thats why Im calling you.
Oh, my God! What happened?
Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face.
What on earth . . . Why did you do that?
Well, it really wasnt my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker.. Mom, I knocked the daylights out of her!
Yeah I know I’m racist. All white males are racist by definition. Might as well enjoy it.
Please keep posting your Jokes,
We got to much government.
A more ridiculous statement couldn’t be made - me full of hate.
I’m not the one calling for a thread to be censured.
Just because you don’t like or agree with someone/something said, doesn’t mean you have to call for it to be removed.
I think you’re the one with hate in your heart today, because it certainly isn’t me.
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